One villain in the movie #AceVenturaJr is portrayed by #ReedAlexander. He was a child at the time - and sure SOUNDS like an evil villain. When he speaks, he sounds like a cross between an android and some non-human creature trying to pass as a human (and fooling NO ONE). Ⓐ
The most curious (and out of place) line in the movie #AceVenturaJr, is when “Ace Ventura Jr” says “I haven’t been treated this badly since I got sick in a country with socialized medicine.” Now that we know “Ace Ventura Jr” is a reactionary - it’s off to the gulag for that child! Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie Ace Ventura Jr:
#AceVenturaJr: “I am gonna get Sickinger, solve this case, prove my mom is innocent, and show the World what an idiot YOU ARE!”
#TerryMacNeil: “Well, #JoshFlitter - your delivery of THAT LINE was hilariously spot on! Kudos.” Ⓐ
Usually, the farting in the film #AceVenturaJr is totally random - such as when “Ace Ventura Jr” is walking out of a room, and farts in mid-step (and THE FILM becomes embarrassed everytime there’s random farts). To be funny - the random farting needs to happen IN EVERY SCENE in this movie. Ⓐ
Sample dialogue from the movie #AceVenturaJr:
#Melissa (said to her son): “You’re going to use the toilet for something other than drinking!”
#TerryMacNeil: “Congratulations, #AnnCusack - you’ve delivered one of the few funny lines in this disgrace of a comedy.” Ⓐ
In the film #AceVenturaJr, “Ace Ventura Jr’s” mom is obsessed with making sure her son is “normal”. So while in school, “Ace Ventura Jr” obsessively writes “I will be normal” over and over on a sheet of paper. If I had been doing that when I was ten - I wouldn’t be the abnormal adult I am today! Ⓐ
What’s left unsaid in #AceVenturaJr - is we seem to have seen “Ace Ventura Jr’s” conception in the first #AceVentura film (when “Ace Ventura” and “Melissa” were very hilariously fucking). As for this nearly sexless sequel - THERE IS a dude who goes to strip clubs. Isn’t this a children’s movie? Ⓐ
So for #AceVenturaJr, “Melissa” (a character from the first #AceVentura film, this time portrayed by #AnnCusack) is in this sequel. But NOW she works at a zoo, and is married to “Ace Ventura”. But he disappeared in the #BermudaTriangle! That excuse for his absence is fitting (for this film). Ⓐ
“This pint-size detective is full-size fun” (quote from the #LosAngelesFamilyMagazine on the DVD case of #AceVenturaJr). No self-respecting human would dare utter those words - unless they were trying to get said quote plastered on a movie poster (or a DVD case). It’s an act of self-abasement. Ⓐ
Saw #AceVenturaJr, a children’s film that is more than an insult to the #AceVentura franchise - it’s an insult to the intelligence of any child above age eight. A movie hasn’t made me cringe this much since I saw #DumbAndDumbererWhenHarryMetLloyd (another film that desperately needed #JimCarrey). Ⓐ
