Sample dialogue in the movie #TheLairOfTheWhiteWorm:
#LadySylviaMarsh: “I’m afraid I’m a bit of a schizophrenic.”
#TerryMacNeil: “A part of me wishes you meant that in the way that I too am a bit of a schizophrenic.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #Timebomb:
#DeanJordan: “We will take the reins away from these usurpers of power. Never again will common criminals be licensed to act in the name of this country.”
#TerryMacNeil: “So… how do you explain the #CIA? Or the future #TrumpAdministration in general?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in #TheBeach:
#NordicGuy: “We like fishing. …And in the winter, we like skiing. …Of course in Thailand, there is no skiing.”
#TerryMacNeil: “You guys are proof that it’s a bad idea for most humans to attempt spoken humour (in languages other than their mother tongue).” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in #TheBeach:
#TokenBlackDude: “The twin pillars of civilization - Christianity and cricket!”
#TerryMacNeil: “You’re kidding about cricket - but we’re pretty sure you’re not kidding about Christianity. You are aware there are civilizations other than Western Civilization - right?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #TheBeach:
#Douchebag: “The only person I didn’t like was Sal’s boyfriend Bugs - our on-island carpenter.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Well, you’re an even bigger douchebag than Bugs is. So… shouldn’t everyone in your selfish and self-centred beach community get along?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #TheBeach:
#Douchebag: “There wasn’t any ideology or shit like that. It was just a beach resort - for people who don’t like beach resorts.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Well, your non-ideological beach resort is still populated with loudmouthed shitheads like you - so I’ll pass.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #Jade:
#DavidCorelli: “I have a roll of film with you and a dead hooker.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Ah, Mr Corelli! So very twentieth century of you! Well, during the twenty-FIRST century - this ‘scandal’ won’t end the career of virtually ANY right-winger.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #Jade:
#MattGavin: “I don’t understand something. How could you do this to me?”
#TerryMacNeil: “Well, your wife is very obviously unsatisfied. So… why exactly are you surprised?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the 1932 film #TheMostDangerousGame:
#CountZaroff: “Hunt first the enemy - then the woman!”
#TerryMacNeil: “Uh… I do the opposite. And aren’t you supposed to say ‘MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL OF ALL TO KILL’.”
#CountZaroff: “Do I look like the #ZodiacKiller to you?” Ⓐ
Sample conversation at #Beerfest 2025:
#PresumedHomosexualDude (says to Terry): “You’ve got a GREAT beard.”
#TerryMacNeil (who is bearded at the time): “I agree.”
The Presumed Homosexual Dude looks befuddled, and walks away without another word. Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #VForVendetta:
#V: “A revolution without dancing, is a revolution not worth having.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Yeah, yeah, you paraphrased the famous #EmmaGoldman quote. And to add insult to injury - you didn’t even give her credit! No wonder I hate your movie.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue from the movie #AlienResurrection:
#SpacePirateBoss: “She is severely fuckable, ain’t she?”
#TerryMacNeil: “Your use of the word ‘severely’ ALMOST makes it SOUND like you’re saying she’s physically unattractive - even though she’s driving you mad with lust.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #Alien3:
#Dillon: “We’ve got a good place to wait here. And until now - no [sexual] temptation.”
#TerryMacNeil: “You REALLY expect us to believe that homosexual acts NEVER OCCUR in this ALL-MALE maximum security prison?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #Alien3:
#Dillon: “Well, you don’t wanna know me, lady. I’m a murderer and rapist of women.”
#TerryMacNeil: “A rapist who isn’t in denial about their sex crimes? That’s a rarity. Also, your choice of words to describe yourself? HILARIOUS.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #ThePredator:
#QuinnMcKenna: “You think she’s safe in there with them?”
#NebraskaWilliams: “The girl? They’re soldiers, man. Sleeping ladies? Naw, bro.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Uh… did you just dismissively say she’s about to be RAPED?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #JohnnyTremain:
#BritishGeneral: “We’ve experienced more than a defeat, more than a mere misfortune of war. We have been vanquished by an idea, a belief in human rights.”
#TerryMacNeil: “And THAT is what #WaltDisney himself would have us foolishly believe.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #JohnnyTremain:
#AmericanCommandingOfficer: “Do not molest them, unless they begin it first.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Uh… so EVERYONE becomes a rapist?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie #JohnnyTremain:
#ColSmith: “The impudence of these gawking Yankee-doodles!”
#TerryMacNeil: “If THAT was the way your British army actually spoke back in the day - it’s no wonder you guys lost the #AmericanWarOfIndependence.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in #Unfrosted (after two children go dumpster diving):
#FemaleChild: “We come here, for this.”
#BobCabana: “It’s garbage.”
#FemaleChild: “Is it? Or is it some hot fruit lightning the man doesn’t want you to have?”
#TerryMacNeil: “Whatever you’re referencing - you’re not funny.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the movie Ace Ventura Jr:
#AceVenturaJr: “I am gonna get Sickinger, solve this case, prove my mom is innocent, and show the World what an idiot YOU ARE!”
#TerryMacNeil: “Well, #JoshFlitter - your delivery of THAT LINE was hilariously spot on! Kudos.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue from the movie #AceVenturaJr:
#Melissa (said to her son): “You’re going to use the toilet for something other than drinking!”
#TerryMacNeil: “Congratulations, #AnnCusack - you’ve delivered one of the few funny lines in this disgrace of a comedy.” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in the #BuffyTheVampireSlayer episode #SomethingBlue:
#Giles: “I can’t see very well. Everything’s… blurred. I’m certain it’s a spell of some kind. Because… well, it seems, something else is going wrong. HORRIBLY wrong.”
#TerryMacNeil: “Now THAT is how you do verbal humour!” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in #Scream2:
#ChiefHartley: “I’ve got my two best detectives guarding her.”
#TerryMacNeil: “The same two who are both armed WITH GUNS - both of whom get ambushed and spectacularly killed by the killer (who is armed with ONLY a knife)?” Ⓐ
Sample dialogue in #Scream:
#PrincipalArthurHimbry: “Remember your principal loves you. And I want you to be safe. All students are encouraged to return to their homes promptly from school grounds…”
#TerryMacNeil: “This movie would’ve struck COMEDY GOLD if it made the weirdo principal the killer.” Ⓐ
