Amazon Bond won't work for the simple reason that James Bond - if he existed - would stop Amazon Bond from happening.
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I’d mostly been pleasantly surprised / encouraged by a lot of the #AmazonBond chatter but this .. not so much
Have a random gag
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Sean Connery standing next to M’s memorable leather door (Dr. No, 1962)
Tacky oval office door installed to appease the felon-in-chief
M’s memorable office door to get a new look
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007: Do you expect me to talk?
Golfinger: No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to see delivery within 3 to 5 business days! Next-day delivery for Prime members!
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james bond with laser about to cut him in half. Amazon prime van in background
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to drive.
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Deliver and Let Die
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underpaid worker's piss in a bottle rolling around the delivery truck is shaken, not stirred #amazonbond
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Odd Job, Union Buster #amazonbond
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Deliver Another Day
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People Who Bought "The Spy Who Loved Me" Also Liked
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Thunderballs they've left if with the neighbour we don't like #amazonbond
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Dr Not currently in stock. #amazonbond
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No Prime To Die
From Russia With Express Delivery
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AmazOn His Majesty’s Secret Service
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Why Moneypenny, your box seems far too big for what I have to put inside it #amazonbond
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#AmazonBond Everyone discovers they can source their MI5 agents at local independents.
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Bond enters. Takes off his outside shell. Then his puffer jacket. His Kevlar vest. His roll neck. His base layer. Leaving…a teeny tiny James Bond and a massive pile of clothing on the floor. #AmazonBond
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Bambi and Thumper approaching menacingly (also sexily) in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
‘Orange is the New Black’ except it’s set in the 70s and stars Bambi and Thumper after they’ve been arrested #AmazonBond
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Emile Locque (glasses-wearing assassin in For Your Eyes Only) next to a smiling, anthropomorphic key
Locque & Key #AmazonBond
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Bezos only bought the Bond series so he can have a Recurring role as the villain in the series. #Lifeinitiatingfiction #bond #jamesbond #amazonbond
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Entire James Bond movie, filmed from the viewpoint of ring doorbells.
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"Mr Bond? Mr James Bond?"
"No. Mr Bezos, Jeff Bezos."
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
Jeff Bezos has been announced as the next James Bond.
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"Listen up Bond, here's the latest gadget"
Q watches 8 technicians roll out cardboard packaging this 5m x 5m x5m
"What is it Q?"
"Your new phone"
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"James, these workers are asking for toilet breaks, minimum wage and holiday pay. We need you to go in and smash the unions".
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Dr No. Thanks.
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Just a matter of time before Scaramanga's 3rd nipple gets it's own spin-off.
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Blofeld sits, waiting, staring at the monitors.
"Where is he? My sources said he'd be here by now!"
He toys with his traps and lair defences again.
"Fuck it, I need the loo"
Hurrying to the toilet, he drops his trousers, sits..
Bond steps from his Aston Martin and rings the doorbell.
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