if you're stupid that first shot will literally cause permanent blindness!

but then you get to check that box on your taxes where they ask if you're blind, so that's fine #amurrica

a woman wearing a red scarf and a red bag is standing in front of stairs . ALT: a woman wearing a red scarf and a red bag is standing in front of stairs .

Happy birthday, #Amurrica! (Although the country is becoming a spoiled brat ruled by a narcissist maniac with an ego of the size of the moon but with the hands as small as the ones of a $1 doll #TACO) #4J

There is nothing more American than The O.C. If you disagree, I'm sorry you're a communist or whatever. #AMURRICA #WETHEPEOPLE

Still laughing about this, to be honest. #AMURRICA

Jamilah on Instagram: "#Amurrica" 8 likes, 0 comments - jamilahlemieux on September 1, 2015...

#Amurrica http://instagram.com/p/ebBa6fSxm4/