#AndScene:
When you plucked a hair from your chin and you look at that squishy bulb and go:
So that's the end of you right? You're dead now?!
And that hair looks back at you.
Calm.
And starts singing:
All my bisches got friends...
let's game this out—
✅ Steve departs to spend more time w/ skull-waxing
✅ Puppy Killer moves laterally from mobbed-up DHS to Kremlin asset's senior adviser
✅ Kristi Lynn starts spending late nights with Don, making Corey Lewandowski furious
✅ Corey goes postal, shoots up a Dairy Queen
#andscene
Mini Cooper
little guy turns to Brutus and asks, “why the long face, guy?”
“well Basil,” he replies. “I’m ugly. my cousin’s ugly too. we get eggs and tomatoes thrown at us. our dad is a deadbeat addicted to Ketamine and uppers. we’re on our own now”
#AndScene
Fein47 to M BS:
F47: Oh, MBS, you’re so cool! How can I be more like you?!
MBS: Well, when I don’t like when a reporter says bad things about me, I have them killed.
f47: Oh geez, that’s SO cool! I just have been fat-shaming them, but Imma try that too very soon!
#andscene
A fictional
Conversation between felon 47 and MBS:
F47: Oh, MBS, you’re so cool! How can I be more like you?!
MBS: Well, when I don’t like what a reporter says about me, I have them killed.
f47: Oh geez, that’s SO cool! Imma try that too!
#andscene
I
"the time has come. 2 icons revered by gays stand before me... this is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself from elimination. good luck, and don't F it up"
there's no elimination bc both are fabulous #andscene 😂
"Enters party. Walks into kitchen. Takes large bowl of chips and asks if there's "any beer worth drinking" in the fridge. Finds empty bedroom, puts Mannix reruns on TV and sits alone while mumbling to himself about the "stupid" Led Zep poster on the wall. Never does get that beer. #AndScene
Sandwich Guy Timeline w/ quotes—
→ when sammy hit Dunn was working @ DOJ*
→ hang on he's fired immediately (4 days later)
→ "we are not targeting him how dare you"
→ <proceeds to target him on socials>
→ Pam charges fell-o-knee
→ grand jury says GTFO
→ Bondi: "see, deep state conspiracy"
#AndScene
That’s it. The weekend is sunsetting.
#StunDay #sunset #SundayYellow #OrangeSun #sundown #AlphabetChallenge #WeekQforQuiet #goodnight #clouds #drama #photography #peace #EastCoastKin #TheEnd #AndScene #photographersofbluesky
Overheard in New York.
Man walks up to hot dog stand. “Do you have any hot dogs?”
Vendor: “Wjy not? How many?
#newyork #hotdog #andscene
Sunday Sundown
#sunset #StunDay #Sunday #peace #goodnight #photography #AndScene #EastCoastKin #photographersofbluesky #tower #landscape
Weekend ending, on to the next.
#sunset #goodnight #peace #andscene #theend #StunDay #photography #harbor
Jackson’s resting concern face
<out with Jackson for last pee before bed; gay couple walks by holding hands>
guy: he’s so handsome!
me: thank you
guy: aww but he looks concerned
me: that’s his resting face
guy: like “resting concern face”?
me: exactly. have a good night
#andscene
#DogsOfBluesky
concerning is how fucking bumfuzzled the #Left seems to be
fuuuuck
#AndScene
@mdg650hawk.bsky.social
I know, I know… the boycott. I was desperate lol
rugrat saw a car stopped next to us at the light… here’s how it went
r: dad, that car is cool! can we get it?
me: no, we have a car. and that’s ugly
r: I love it!
me: you threw up on me at 6 months old and it was a nicer color
#andscene
#andscene, have you lost the plot yet?
That’s a wrap! Huge thanks from all our editors + social crew for hangin' with you today. We post NEARLY as fast 👇🏼 as we digitize the nation's photos — and that's sayin' somethin'!
Appreciate you big time. See ya bright + early, friends! #AndScene
In #blackandwhite it's like I was there for the end of a movie. A relatively busy Malibu #sunset.
#photography #photooftheday #photographersunited #pacificocean #californiadreaming #gettothechoppa #andscene
Sunday Sunset
Solana Beach
That’s all folks
#StunDay #SundaySunset #waves #sunset #California #SanDiego #beach #stunning #coastalvibes #andscene #beachscape #ocean #peace #photography #EastCoastKin
which OF COURSE @thebandcake.bsky.social posted to their socials
I mean come on it's why everybody loves Cake
#andscene
#CircleOfSatire
bsky.app/profile/theb...
Chill time, we are heading down the Wednesday slope into the Thursday. Let’s go!
#sunset #colors #sundown #relax #andscene #photography #peace #spring #pastels
Ready to park it and rest for the last hours of the weekend.
#sunset #SundaySunset #StunDay #Clouds #fields #desert #sundown #AndScene #EastCoastKin #photography
Pink clouds, blue sky.
A natural baby reveal.
#pink #BlueSkyMonday #sunset #photography #clouds #skyphoto #andscene
