🛡️ Knights,
We spent 24 hours negotiating with Bob.
He refused to hatch without:
👑 A throne
💸 A chain
📜 Full lore rights

He asked for snacks. We said no.
He hatched anyway.
Looked us dead in the eye and said:
Bwaark.

#BobIsBorn #AprilOstrich #Ostrichisthenewcat