Back in the saddle after a short break. #AucklandComedy
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A cartoon comedian's hand covers the mic. Behind her trees and a bus shelter. Text: Park Comedy Point Chev.
Our final evening outdoor Open Mic comedy in Coyle Park, Pt Chev for the season is at 6:30 PM Tuesday 1 April.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
Event park.comedyshow.nz/events/pt-ch... for more info.
#AucklandComedy #StandupComedy #NZComedy #PtChev
@aucklandcomedy.bsky.social
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Julia stands at the memorial arch in Jellicoe Park. Text: Park comedy Onehunga.
Outdoor Open Mic comedy at 6:30 PM Thursday 27/2 Jellicoe Park, Quadrant Road, Onehunga.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
Event park.comedyshow.nz/events/selwy...
@aucklandcomedy.bsky.social
#Comedy #StandupComedy #AucklandComedy #Onehunga
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A comedian with microphone stands on the footpath by a large park opposite where we really perform
Outdoor Open Mic comedy at 6:30 PM this Monday 10th February in Coyle Park, Pt Chev.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
Look for us just to the left before the carpark.
Event park.comedyshow.nz/events/pt-ch... .
#AucklandComedy #StandupComedy #NZComedy #PtChev
@aucklandcomedy.bsky.social
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A gloved hand pulls back a curtain revealing a comedian standing in front of the mission bay fountain. A cartoon of a Chinese gong is between the comedian and the hand. Text: Gong Show Mission Bay
Open Mic Gong Comedy at 6:30 Thursday 6/2 Selwyn Domain, Mission Bay.
Gong is a different style of comedy show where the audience decides what happens.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
See gong.comedyshow.nz/events/selwy... .
#AucklandComedy #Gong #NZComedy #MissionBay
@aucklandcomedy.bsky.social
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A cartoon of comedian stands at a microphone in front of a memorial arch leading into a park. The arch has the words Jellicoe Park. A caption "Park Comedy Onehunga" is superimposed.
Outdoor Open Mic comedy at 6:30 PM Monday 3 February in Jellicoe Park, 80 Quadrant Road, Onehunga.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
Check the event at park.comedyshow.nz/events/jelli... for more info
#Comedy #StandupComedy #AucklandComedy #Onehunga
@aucklandcomedy.bsky.social
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Julia stands at a microphone on the footpath by a bus shelter. Behind her is Coyle Park, a park with grass and trees. Text: One Mic Stand-up's Park Comedy Point Chev
Outdoor Open Mic comedy 6:30 PM this Thursday 16/1 in Coyle Park, Pt Chev.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
Check park.comedyshow.nz/events/coyle... for more info.
Organisers: Julia & Tessa Clement
#AucklandComedy #StandupComedy #PtChev
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A gloved hand pulls back a theatre curtain to reveal Julia standing in front of the Mission Bay fountain talking into a microphone. A cartoon of a large Asian gong is also revealed.
Open Mic Gong Comedy at 6:30 PM Monday 13/01 in Selwyn Domain, Mission Bay.
Gong is a different style of comedy show where the audience decides who finishes their set and who wins. We call it "Comedy as a blood sport".
gong.comedyshow.nz/events/selwy... #AucklandComedy #Gong #MissionBay
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Cartoon Julia stands at the mic in front of the memorial arch in Jellicoe Park, Onehunga.
Outdoor Open Mic comedy at 6:30 PM this Monday 16 December in Jellicoe Park, 80 Quadrant Road, Onehunga.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
Details: www.facebook.com/share/19jtfh...
@aucklandcomedy.bsky.social
#Comedy #StandupComedy #AucklandComedy #Onehunga
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A woman riding a leaf. Smaller leaves surround her. Text: Super Hero File Name: Leaf Rider Origin: Autumn Fall was a gardener at Field Marshal Britain's power complex until a radioactive leak into a compost heap she was moving with a leaf blower turned her into Leaf Rider. Powers: Can shrink to the size of a mouse & ride leaves on gentle breezes to silently creep up on villains. Weaknesses: Strong winds blow her off course. Foes: Tornado Affiliates: Field Marshal Britain
Super Hero: Leaf Rider
Autumn Fall was a gardener at Field Marshal Britain's power complex until a radioactive leak turned her into Leaf Rider.
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#SuperheroParody #AucklandComedy
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Chemical diagrammes for some common illegal drugs. Julia examines some crocodiles. Text: Methamphetamine, morphine, methadone, and cocaine found in Auckland sewer system. Where's the crocodiles?
#Methamphetamine, #morphine, #methadone, and #cocaine found in Auckland sewer system.
Where's the #crocodiles
#AucklandComedy #Drugs #NZComedy #Sewers
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DEATH says “Don’t worry about being alive. I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.” A comedian sits in a lotus flower meditating.
DEATH says “Don’t worry about being alive.
I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.”
#AucklandComedy #DEATH #Joke #Life
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A comedian is messily demolishing a wedding cake. Behind her stand a bride & groom. Text: Marriage is a sacred covenant between one couple and the registrar of births deaths and marriages! We give them money and they give us a certificate.
#Marriage is a sacred covenant between one couple and the registrar of births deaths and marriages!
We give them money and they give us a certificate.
#AucklandComedy #Joke
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A comedian uses a magnifying glass to examine a washing machine with two pieces of cloth coming out its door. Text: I hate washing machines. They are always stealing my material ... especially socks.
I hate washing machines.
They are always stealing my material
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especially socks.
#WashingMachines #Socks #Jokes #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A woman at a barbecue with a table of salad ingredients. Two nondescript patties are cooking. Text: Organic food’s another name for an old idea. My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads etc. We just called it “Offal.”
Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
#OrganicFood #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A smiling woman has hairdressing implements circling her. Text: I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.” I’ll call it Heredressers.
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.” I’ll call it Heredressers.
#BeautyParlour #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A comedian emerging from a computer screen uses a pointer to indicate the hexadecimal numbers in reverse order. Text: After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
#DataMines #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A comedian is sitting on a lavatory looking at her phone. Text:For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
#ToiletHumour #Lavatories #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A car, a crying person & a bicycle. Text: If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
#DriverlessCars #Bicycles #Joke #AucklandComedy
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A three handed kangaroo wearing a judge's robe and holding a gavel sits at a desk. Text: I like kangaroos ... Their courts are so efficient.
I like kangaroos ...
Their courts are so efficient.
#KangarooCourt #Kangaroos #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A distressed comedian stands in front of broken crockery. The word Argh! appears above her head. Text: Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
#BreakingNews #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A woman stands beside a sports car. Text "Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea. Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on”"
Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea. Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on”
#DriverlessCars #NewNamesForOldThings #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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Crystals at top and bottom framing an eye having fluid dropped into if from a dropper. Text: A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
#Homeopathy #Crystals #WaterBorneDiseases #Satire #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A dog with sad eyes stands in front of a comedian.She says "My dog growls when he dreams. I think he’s been sleeping ruff."
My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping rough.
#Dog #Ruff #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A comedian is standing behind a burning computer. An anvil is hitting her on the head. Text: I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word. The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.
I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.
The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.
#Autocorrect #Joke #NZComedy #AucklandComedy
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A gloved hand hold back a curtain to reveal a comedian standing before the fountain in Selwyn Domain. A large gong is also revealed. Text: Gong Show Mission Bay.
Open Mic Gong Comedy is at at 7 PM Thurs 04/04 in Selwyn Domain, Mission Bay.
Check the event at fb.me/e/8jr0eUJ13 for more info & any postponement notices.
#AucklandComedy #Gong #NZComedy #MissionBay
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A comedian with a fry pan in hand tosses bacon and egg towards her face, her eyes closed and her tongue out. Text: I'm staying home and eating my own cooking. Hmmm. Safer to dine out.
I'm staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
#HomeCooking #FoodSafety #Joke #AucklandComedy
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Marcel Marceau with eyes closed in concentration and his right hand raised palm front. Text: I don't have writer's block! I've been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
I don't have writer's block! I've been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
#WritersBlock #MarcelMarceau #Joke #AucklandComedy
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A woman sits at a cluttered desk, pen in one hand and phone in the other. Text: I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
#ComedianJob #Recruiter #Laughed #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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A comedian head & shoulders, water is up to her nose. Text: Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
#Homeopathy #Drowning #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
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