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Oh no! I just now realized I never put in the Red Wine! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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I don't know why so many of my dishes taste bland.

I cut up red peppers and separated my white and green onion parts of a green onion.

I cut up 4 cube steaks and seasoned them in salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder and let them dry brine oh my counter for 2 hours.

I heated up oliver oil and put the meat in. I would have used garlic but I forgot to pick it up at the store.

I got a good mallard on it and a decent crust. Then, I put in the red peppers and the onions and let it soak in the rendered, seasoned fat.

I then cooked a bit. Drained the fat into a pape towl.

I then seasoned more with soy sauce, worchisters, seasme oil. Cooked a bit. Then added ginger and seasme seeds.

Cooked a bit more. Then added the green part of the onions.

Cooked it a bit longer.

Then, I took a tortilla. Put some Yum Yum sauce on it. Used rubber tongs to scoop the meat, peppers, and onions on. And wraped it up.

How was it bland?

I don't know why so many of my dishes taste bland. I cut up red peppers and separated my white and green onion parts of a green onion. I cut up 4 cube steaks and seasoned them in salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder and let them dry brine oh my counter for 2 hours. I heated up oliver oil and put the meat in. I would have used garlic but I forgot to pick it up at the store. I got a good mallard on it and a decent crust. Then, I put in the red peppers and the onions and let it soak in the rendered, seasoned fat. I then cooked a bit. Drained the fat into a pape towl. I then seasoned more with soy sauce, worchisters, seasme oil. Cooked a bit. Then added ginger and seasme seeds. Cooked a bit more. Then added the green part of the onions. Cooked it a bit longer. Then, I took a tortilla. Put some Yum Yum sauce on it. Used rubber tongs to scoop the meat, peppers, and onions on. And wraped it up. How was it bland?

I don't know why so many of my dishes taste bland.

I cut up red peppers and separated my white and green onion parts of a green onion.

I cut up 4 cube steaks and seasoned them in salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder and let them dry brine oh my counter for 2 hours.

I heated up oliver oil and put the meat in. I would have used garlic but I forgot to pick it up at the store.

I got a good mallard on it and a decent crust. Then, I put in the red peppers and the onions and let it soak in the rendered, seasoned fat.

I then cooked a bit. Drained the fat into a pape towl.

I then seasoned more with soy sauce, worchisters, seasme oil. Cooked a bit. Then added ginger and seasme seeds.

Cooked a bit more. Then added the green part of the onions.

Cooked it a bit longer.

Then, I took a tortilla. Put some Yum Yum sauce on it. Used rubber tongs to scoop the meat, peppers, and onions on. And wraped it up.

How was it bland?

I don't know why so many of my dishes taste bland. I cut up red peppers and separated my white and green onion parts of a green onion. I cut up 4 cube steaks and seasoned them in salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder and let them dry brine oh my counter for 2 hours. I heated up oliver oil and put the meat in. I would have used garlic but I forgot to pick it up at the store. I got a good mallard on it and a decent crust. Then, I put in the red peppers and the onions and let it soak in the rendered, seasoned fat. I then cooked a bit. Drained the fat into a pape towl. I then seasoned more with soy sauce, worchisters, seasme oil. Cooked a bit. Then added ginger and seasme seeds. Cooked a bit more. Then added the green part of the onions. Cooked it a bit longer. Then, I took a tortilla. Put some Yum Yum sauce on it. Used rubber tongs to scoop the meat, peppers, and onions on. And wraped it up. How was it bland?

Any advice?

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WTF! Cinnamon Crunch Toast Bacon. I Love bacon sorry to yuck your yum
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I haven't cooked all my Dinnerly meals from last week yet and have another delivery of MOAR FOOD coming today
Food fail!
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Some things I'll never eat:

1. Anything from Guy Fieri's brain
2. Guy Fieri's brain*

*before Zombie Apocalypse

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