Conscientious SUV Shopper Just Wants Something That Will Kill Family In Other Car In Case Of Accident PRESCOTT, AZ—Explaining that she did not have any strong preferences when it came to make or model, area woman Laura Bauer, a conscientious SUV shopper, confirmed Wednesday that she just wanted someth...

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