Avocados Uncovered: Nature’s Nutty Inspiration for Fruit Naming Debate #AvocadoOrigins #FruitFacts #TesticleTrivia #SatireNews #BotanicalComedy By: TheJestPress.com BREAKING: Avocados – Nature’s Portable Testicles and the Unspoken Secret in Your Toast In a revelation guaranteed to make your next guacamole party 37% more awkward, botanists have confirmed that avocados owe their very name to the ancient belief that they look, feel, and hang exactly like testicles. Early scientists and bored ancient people alike apparently noticed the unmistakable resemblance between the beloved green fruit and the male anatomy, especially when avocados dangle in pairs from the tree branches.

Avocados Uncovered: Nature’s Nutty Inspiration for Fruit Naming Debate

#AvocadoOrigins #FruitFacts #TesticleTrivia #SatireNews #BotanicalComedy By: TheJestPress.com BREAKING: Avocados – Nature’s Portable Testicles and the Unspoken Secret in Your Toast In a revelation guaranteed to make your next…

Barrel of Mystery:
Early signs of life observed. Either impeccable seasonal foresight or last-minute panic before frost.
Hosta confirmed. Rest unclear. “Chives,” says Google. I think not. Time will tell what was buried here…

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