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Two of the three writers of #BraddockMissingInActionIII - were #ChuckNorris and his brother (he also directed the film). In their movie, a man tries to rape a female child - which looks like something out of a #PepéLePew cartoon. Did the brothers assume their pedophile was “realistic”? I bet YES. Ⓐ

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After #Braddock escapes Vietnamese captivity one more time in #BraddockMissingInActionIII - he spends the rest of the movie trying to escort about a hundred children out of Vietnam. As is typical of action movie children, they do NOTHING but scream in terror, cry, and whine. Ⓐ

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So in #BraddockMissingInActionIII - #Braddock ONCE AGAIN becomes a prisoner of the Vietnamese military, and must escape. But after his hot wife dies (this time FOR REAL) the rest of the movie is a complete waste of time - there are no other women to ogle. Ⓐ

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Saw #BraddockMissingInActionIII, a film which reveals #Braddock had a Vietnamese wife - and he foolishly waits until THE FALL OF SAIGON to get her out of Vietnam. Also, “Braddock” is one of those white men who can’t distinguish between Asian women - he mistakenly concludes one corpse is his wife. Ⓐ

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