In 2025, I’ll ignite,
With rhymes that are sharp and tight.
Content so slick,
It’ll go viral quick -
Breaking Rhymes is taking flight!
#BreakingRhymes #HappyNewYear #NewYearNewMe #2025Goals #Celebrate2025 #Content #ContentCreator #Viral #HNY
I’m rocking a Bluesky debut,
But I’m stuck at 172.
So give me a hand,
And help me expand -
Follow me; I’ll follow you too!
#Bluesky #FollowBack #GrowthGoals #FollowTrain #BreakingRhymes
Queen Máxima dazzled the hall,
In jewels and a gown to enthrall.
But under the table,
The rumor seems stable:
She wore clogs to keep comfy and tall.
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#BreakingRhymes
The bald ginger prince hit the pitch,
But his Netflix game’s got a glitch.
With polo as theme,
It’s no royal dream -
Just another misjudged sales pitch.
#PrinceHarry #Netflix #BreakingRhymes
There once was a guy, Breaking Rhymes,
Who failed to go viral each time.
“Help me out,” he said,
“Before my dreams are dead -
I need to make headlines that chime!”
🎤📈🔥
#BreakingRhymes
His companies run on their own,
Like Teslas that cruise all alone.
Is leadership real,
Or just how we feel?
Seems “autopilot” sets the tone.
— You’re welcome! 🚗🚀
#AutopilotMode #BreakingRhymes
Rupert’s grip on the trust goes slack,
The heirs are ready to attack.
The dynasty begs,
But as Roman says:
“Can’t make a tomlette without breaking Gregs.”
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Follow for more…
#RupertMurdoch #Succession #BreakingRhymes
Rupert’s grip on the trust goes slack,
The heirs are ready to attack.
The dynasty begs,
But as Roman says:
“Can’t make a tomlette without breaking Gregs.”
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Follow for more…
#Murdoch #Succession #BreakingRhymes
A banana taped up on a wall,
Sells for more than some earn at all.
While the hungry stay weak,
And the hopeless can’t speak,
Such excess feels bitter and small.
#Inequality #Art #BreakingRhymes
Assad’s new life? A Lada and snow,
With vodka to soften the blow.
No palace, just frost -
His empire’s lost,
To Moscow’s cold, bitter glow.
— you’re welcome, my overlord
#Putin #Assad #BreakingRhymes
From WFH bliss to WTF,
The office is back, oh enough!
They march us in line,
Say “productivity’s fine,”
But the logic still feels kind of rough.
— You’re welcome!
#WFHWTF #ReturnToOffice #BreakingRhymes
From WFH bliss to WTF,
The office is back, oh enough!
They march us in line,
Say “productivity’s fine,”
But the logic still feels kind of rough.
#WFHWTF #ReturnToOffice #BreakingRhymes
On Bluesky, they’ve taken a stand,
“No trolls in our digital land!”
A place for the sweet,
Where kindness can meet -
The nicest spot you’ll ever have planned.
— you’re welcome :)
#NoTrolls #Bluesky #BreakingRhymes
On Bluesky, we’ve taken a stand,
No dick pics - we hope you’ll understand.
Let’s keep it sublime,
No unsolicited slime,
Just kindness and love, as we planned.
#Bkuesky #BreakingRhymes
Your tree-shaped poem met its doom,
Its words now litter the room.
A festive display,
But not built to stay,
Next time, try haiku — you’ll have more legroom.
— You’re welcome!!
#BreakingRhymes
Like a Dalek, you screamed Exterminate!
That cake didn’t stand a fair fate.
Even Davros would frown,
“Leave some crumbs lying ’round —
This level of greed’s pretty great!
— you’re welcome.
#ExterminateCake #BreakingRhymes
With your Vic Bitter swag, you’re a star,
But that mower might take things too far.
One sip, one slip,
And you’re losing a grip —
Next stop: the emergency car.
— You’re welcome. And remember, always mow responsibly :)
#MowResponsibly
#BreakingRhymes
A prince with a ginger-tinged crown,
Faced rumors his marriage was down.
He laughed and he jested,
Said, “We’ve often been tested,”
But the gossip just won’t settle down.
#RoyalFamily #BreakingNews #BreakingRhymes
In Trafalgar, they’re spreading some cheer,
With a tree from the north, standing clear.
Lit up with delight,
And a poem recite —
For the kids, it’s the highlight each year!
— You’re welcome, fellow poets
#Poetry #BreakingRhymes
They say dark chocolate’s the key,
To dodge diabetes, you’ll see.
So skip all the kale,
And munch cocoa trails—
A sweet way to health? Yes, please, for me!
— You’re welcome
#Chocolate #BreakingRhymes
Salah’s still magic, it’s true,
A new deal is long overdue.
And Schär’s Swiss finesse?
A sexy success -
That strike was pure footballing woo!
— You’re welcome.
#Liverpool #NUFC #PremierLeague #BreakingRhymes
Mike Ashley ran Toon like a joke,
With promises hollow as smoke.
Now Frasers’ decline
Shows karma’s design -
Even profits say, “Mate, you’re broke.”
— You’re welcome
#MikeAshley #NUFC #BreakingRhymes
Liverpool thought they’d prevail,
But the Geordies refused to derail.
The sexy Swiss Schär,
Struck late from afar -
And left Slot’s men looking quite pale.
— You’re welcome.
#NUFC #PremierLeague #BreakingRhymes
Bitcoin has hit quite a stride,
Cryptobros now beam with pride.
But if it should crash,
Say goodbye to their cash —
And their Lambos parked outside.
— You’re welcome
#Bitcoin #Crypto #BreakingRhymes
The Assembly has spoken, absurd,
And Barnier’s now in the merde.
With no-confidence passed,
His power won’t last,
France watches the drama deferred.
#BreakingNews #FrenchPolitics #BreakingRhymes
Size matters - don’t settle for small,
A dainty cup just won’t enthrall.
A mug, long and wide,
Fits the heat deep inside -
It’s the girth that will pleasure us all.
— You’re welcome.
#coffee #BreakingRhymes
The cost of your morning cup of Joe
Has soared thanks to weather’s cruel blow.
With droughts and floods rife,
Beans battle for life -
Your wallet’s the next to say “Whoa!”
#coffee #BreakingRhymes
Your toddler’s on jazz—what a plan!
No tantrums, just Monk on demand.
Who needs a conflict to expand?
Peace talks? Call Thelonious, man!
— You’re welcome.
#Jazz #BreakingRhymes
Oh, Jordan, a cult you do lead,
In a realm where the chocobos speed.
Final Fantasy’s flair,
With cat vibes in the air,
Bluesky’s your platform indeed!
— You’re welcome.
#Bluesky #BreakingRhymes
In Costco, a scene to uplift,
Nat the Cat’s desert vibes with a spliff.
A croc in a hat,
And a laptop at that—
This demo’s a surrealist gift.
#MeowdyFellers #BreakingRhymes
