Gonna try making haikus out of my losses in this year’s December Games:

Was on YouTube Shorts
Ad plays the forbidden tune
The first of three…falls.

#Whamageddon: 😄
#Mariahpocalypse: ☠️
#Bublevion: 😄

To my surprise (and absolute relief) I survived both #Mariahpocalypse and #Bublevion this year. My ears are so much better off as a result!

I don't partake in #Whamageddon, I deliberately listened to "Last Christmas" on the 1st of December. The reverb of the keyboards is such a pleasure.

Seriously, EFF Nick DiGiovanni. One of his vids just came across my feed and it was DEALPTH. #Bublevion failed, I am now 0-3 DEAD ON BOARD. 2 of those from the same asshat.

#WHAMageddon: 💀
#Mariahpocalypse: 💀
#Bublevion: 💀

Rando’d on a YT Short by Nick DiGiovanni (feat. Chef Andre Rush), and ended up getting WHAM!’d for it.

Now I’m 0-2 having just lost #WHAMageddon. Fuck you, Nick. Not gonna say anything bad about Chef Rush, tho; his biceps are bigger than my head 🤣

#WHAMageddon: 💀
#Mariahpocalypse: 💀
#Bublevion: 😅

WEEEEEEELLLL FUCK.

Went to the coffee shop to get my afternoon coffee and literally AS I GOT IN LINE, I was struck down by the #Mariahpocalypse.

No triple crown for me THIS year, either…

#WHAMageddon: 😅
#Mariahpocalypse: 💀
#Bublevion: 😅

And now I’m out of #Bublevion. I think this was my shortest year.

Now to play reverse #Whamageddon

As I listen to the radio daily for news and politics, they're very likely to play "All I want for Christmas is you" or "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas", so I don't expect to last for long in #Mariahpocalypse or #Bublevion

I switch station by the first note I hear, but it'll be too late

I’ve made it nearly 9 hours in
#whamageddon #bublevion and #careypocalypse

Some silly fun Christmas song games you can play this December 🎄🎅🏻
#whamageddon #christmas #music #bublevion

The Rules for Whamageddon. 1) Evade WHAM!'s Last Christmas 2) The game runs from 12/1-12/24 MIDNIGHT 3) Only the original counts - remixes welcome! 4) You're out as soon as you recognize the song Bonus) Post with the hashtag what you were doing when you lost PVP?) Nothing stopping you, but like, don't be a dick, mmkay?

The Rules for Mariahpocalypse 1) Evade Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You 2) The game runs from 12/1-12/24 MIDNIGHT 3) Only the original counts - remixes welcome! 3a) Also, ads and tv shows/movies don't count, either! 4) You're out as soon as you recognize the song Bonus) Post with the hashtag what you were doing when you lost PVP?) Nothing stopping you, but like, don't be a dick, mmkay?

Welp; from where I'm currently sitting it's December. That means the triple crown of Games is once again afoot! Can you make it past #Whamageddon, survive the #Mariahpocalypse, or prevent #Bublevion?

[couldn't find rulesheet for Buble (literally ANY Xmas from him), but same rules as Mariah apply]

The only term I've hear in relation to this song is #Whamageddon. #Mariapocalypse is the other big one, but there's also #Bublevion I believe?

[Game. Set. Match. A haiku.]

Open Facebook Reels
An advertisement of doom
Got Carey’d. The End. ☠️

#Whamageddon: ☠️
#Mariahpocalypse: ☠️
#Bublevion: ☠️

On a quick break popped a Facebook Reel
Now super 💩y is how I feel
‘Cuz Bublé slithered in just like an eel
And now I’m 0 and 2 - twice ded for real

#Whamageddon: ☠️
#Mariahpocalypse: 😅
#Bublevion: ☠️

[I think this is the fastest L I’ve ever taken]

Sittin’ alone on the porcelain throne
Watchin’ YouTube Shorts on my phone
Is what I was doing when I got pwned
I lost #whamageddon early - that blows!

Status:
#whamageddon: ☠️
#Mariahpocalypse: 😀
#bublevion: 😀

It's almost December! Y'know what THAT means, right?! #Whamageddon #Mariahpocalypse and #Bublevion are about to start!

Basically, it's like The Game (which everyone just lost), but you post what you were doing when you lose each game respectively. You win if you evade til 12/24; lose when you hear: