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I officially survived the great #whamageddon and #mariahpocalypse of 2025!! 🎉

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It's officially Christmas here, which means that, despite the number of covers I heard, I did not hear either WHAM's "Last Christmas" not Maraiah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You."

I have survived both #Whamaggedon and #Mariahpocalypse!

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En un alarde de habilidad he caído en #Mariahpocalypse, el #Whamagedon y el #FornicadoPorElBurro en apenas quince minutos. BRUTAL. MASACRE.

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Yep.

I've been immortal for the past 5 years.

But this year at the staff Christmas dinner, I got #Whamageddon, #Mariahpocalypse, and #McCartnarok all within minutes.

I hear I only avoided getting #NSyncaclysm by mere minutes.

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went out to eat lunch and the Defrosted Entity decided to rear her head. DANG IT #mariahpocalypse

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Although I like the song “All I want for Christmas is you” I do not like hearing it ad nauseam throughout December. This year I decided to try the #Mariahpocalypse challenge. I got to today 12/19 and heard it TWICE at the gym. Once during Line Dance and the second right after in the locker room. 🤦‍♂️

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Goddamn it! My five-year streak of immortality is at an end...

I'm out!

#Whamageddon
#Mariahpocalypse
#McCartnarok

If I get #NSyncaclysm 'ed, too, I'll be devo'd.

(Goddamn staff Christmas party playlists!)

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Argh! #Mariahpocalypse got me this afternoon.

I'm still in it for #Whamageddon, though.

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Argh! #Mariahpocalypse got me this afternoon.

I'm still in it for #Whamageddon, though.

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Welp, thanks to twitch.tv/henken and his community, I've just been #mariahpocalypse 'd. I only had a week to go too!

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I’m not even going to ask if you’ve been visited by the #mariahpocalypse!

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So if I'm not listening to the radio outside of what's playing when I enter stores, does that technically mean I'm cheating to win #whamageddon / #mariahpocalypse?

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We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special
We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special A gift to everyone who endured the channel this year.

Here's a little something for all my friends who have ever had to deal with the #Mariahpocalypse. #Whamageddon

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Vengo a confirmar mi derrota en el #Mariahpocalypse. Siempre nos queda el #Whammageddon

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Bon j'ai perdu aussi à cause de l'autoplay sur Instagram. :/
#Mariahpocalypse is OVER.

www.instagram.com/reel/DR7pjim...

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There is a third one too; the #mariahpocalypse.

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#Mariahpocalypse

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Got hit by the #Mariahpocalypse yesterday thanks to my younger child, but I'm still in play for #Whamageddon.

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Un partido de mañana de los Knicks es terreno abonado para caer en el #Whammageddon o en el #Mariahpocalypse

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Gonna try making haikus out of my losses in this year’s December Games:

Was on YouTube Shorts
Ad plays the forbidden tune
The first of three…falls.

#Whamageddon: 😄
#Mariahpocalypse: ☠️
#Bublevion: 😄

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Time of Mariahpocalypse: December 7, 2025, 10:24am EST.
Cause of death: Knocked out while doing homework at my local cafe.

#Mariahpocalypse

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Mariah got me… #Mariahpocalypse

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#whamaggedon and

#Mariahpocalypse time.

6 hours into December 1st and I heard “All I want for Christmas”.

Life is rough sometimes.

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December is tomorrow....thus begins #Whamageddon & The #Mariahpocalypse... ended up hearing both at work today....BUT it's still November. Hopefully I'll have better luck on the official start of December.

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Well, it's that time of the year again.

To all who are gluttons for punishment, may the odds be ever in your favor.

#Mariahpocalypse #Whamageddon #SquidGame #HungerGames #Wham #MariahCarey #wearescrewed

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But can you escape the #Mariahpocalypse ? Same game, same rules, different (and arguably worse) song!

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December hasn’t even started, but I just lost the #Mariahpocalypse

For those who don’t know: it’s like Whamaggedon but for “All I Want for Christmas Is You”

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Thank you airport
6/11 and it’s #mariahpocalypse

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To my surprise (and absolute relief) I survived both #Mariahpocalypse and #Bublevion this year. My ears are so much better off as a result!

I don't partake in #Whamageddon, I deliberately listened to "Last Christmas" on the 1st of December. The reverb of the keyboards is such a pleasure.

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2024 Survivor!
#mariahpocalypse
#whamageddon

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