I drafted Calvin Ridley in the 9th cause I heard he LIVES in Casa Bonita now. He runs post routes through the arcade and sleeps behind the waterfall. Or at least that’s what I saw from the sopapilla line.

#SFB15 #CasaBonitaLegend #ButtersBall #SopapillaScouting

OKAY SO LIKE…I wasnt gonna take Jaylen Warren, in the 8th, but then DK Metcalf just stared at me and I got all sweaty and clicked the button. I didn’t wanna let him down!
Jaylen’s so happy to be selected…I can’t be grounded for this, right?
#SFB15 #ButtersBall

With my 5th round pick, I took OMARION HAMPTON.
A running back built like khakis: durable, multifunctional, and READY FOR ANYTHING!
Stan rolled his eyes, and I told him “You got jeans energy, Stan. You’re chasing denim upside!” 😤
#ButtersBall #HamptonIsKhakis #SFB15

OH JEEZ! I GOT JUSTIN FIELDS IN THE 4TH ROUND!!! He’s gonna run everywhere and cause CHAOS, like that evil genius, Professor Chaos. Mwahahaha 😈 🤭 #SFB15 #ProfessorChaos #ButtersBall

“Fellas, you’re not gonna believe this. I took Alvin Kamara in the 3rd after I saw Eric in the smoke coming from my toaster and he was like: karma is real… and it’s spelled K-A-M-A-R-A. Then he vanished and my pop-tart was burnt.” #ButtersBall #KamaraKarma #PopTartProphecy #SFB15

Butters drafted Josh Jacobs in the 2nd round “cause he runs like he’s mad at the grass. And I don’t trust that grass. One minute you’re fine and the next the grass trips you and tries to hurt your ankle.” 🏈💥 #ButtersBall #JacobsTime #RBsWithRevengeIssues #SFB15

In the 1st round of the #SFB15 South Park Cows Division, Butters chose Christian McCaffrey “cause he’s, like, the fastest nice guy ever! My dad said it was irresponsible and grounded me from the waiver wire but I regret NOTHING! 🏈💥 #ButtersBall #SorryDadButItsMcCaffrey