How can you turn a boat into a hat?
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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?
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A trifecta of duck jokes on "National Rubber Ducky Day".
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Why was the broom late for work?
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What did the Australian optometrist say to his patient with 20/20 vision?
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What was Elvis Presley’s favorite cut of steak?
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What do you call someone who tells jokes but doesn't actually have any kids?
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Why did the man get fired from his keyboard factory job?
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Why should you stand on your left foot when the ball drops tonight for New Year's Eve?
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What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
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How do you actually know when Santa’s around?
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Favorite Christmas singers?
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What kind of music do elves like to listen to when making all those wonderful toys?
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Why does Santa go down the chimney to deliver presents?
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
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What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
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What game do reindeer love to play at sleepovers?
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
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