How can you turn a boat into a hat?
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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?
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A trifecta of duck jokes on "National Rubber Ducky Day".
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Why was the broom late for work?
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What did the Australian optometrist say to his patient with 20/20 vision?
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What was Elvis Presley’s favorite cut of steak?
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Why did the man get fired from his keyboard factory job?
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What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
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How do you actually know when Santa’s around?
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Favorite Christmas singers?
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What kind of music do elves like to listen to when making all those wonderful toys?
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Why does Santa go down the chimney to deliver presents?
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
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What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
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What game do reindeer love to play at sleepovers?
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
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What is a Christmas wreath of $100 bills called?
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What do you get when a group of musical sweet potatoes comes together?
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What kind of key can’t open doors?
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How many feet are in a yard?
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What do you call someone who raises hens?
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What’s the best kind of jacket to wear when hiking?
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What did the fish say after swimming into a cement wall?
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
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What's the easiest kind of building to lift?
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Why did the soldier get rejected from the Marines but accepted into the Navy?
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What do you call a stressed Darth Vader?
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Who’s the best candy wrapper?
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What color is the wind?
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