A trifecta of duck jokes on "National Rubber Ducky Day".
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What do you call someone who tells jokes but doesn't actually have any kids?
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
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What is a Christmas wreath of $100 bills called?
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What kind of key can’t open doors?
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What do you call someone who raises hens?
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What’s the best kind of jacket to wear when hiking?
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What did the fish say after swimming into a cement wall?
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
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What's the easiest kind of building to lift?
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Why did the soldier get rejected from the Marines but accepted into the Navy?
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What do you call a stressed Darth Vader?
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Who’s the best candy wrapper?
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What color is the wind?
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What do you call a wild dog that meditates?
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How do you make a witch scratch?
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Why did the ghoul measure himself against the wall?
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What type of pasta attaches itself to everything?
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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?
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Why are New Yorkers always so grouchy?
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Why didn’t the teddy bear want any anniversary cake?
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What do you call a boyfriend who is good at gardening?
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It's "National Moldy Cheese Day", so we'll ask...which is the most religious of all the cheeses?
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What did the duck say to the waiter when he brought the check?
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Who do you call to clean the ocean?
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What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym?
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Why did the horses struggle to use the Internet?
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Why are shopping centers so boring?
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What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his dinner?
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