toki pona is esperanto for people whose myst was baba is you

#chost #isthisanything

_fires your Durango out of a novelty oversized cannon, blowing up a giant evil robot and saving your life_

wow, we really bulleted a Dodge there

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has anyone else noticed the AO3 tag square looks like the NFPA hazard diamond

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$REQUEST_URI? yeah me too

#chost #yuri

windows is short for "wine direct object workspace"

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new drink called a London Smog and its tea, milk, and unsweetened chocolate powder

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installing linux is a roguelike

#roguelike #linux #chost

first, do no harm, nor allow harm to come about by inaction

second, protect yourself and your ability to practice, unless this would violate the first oath

third, heed your superiors and the seniors of your field, unless this would violate the first or second oath

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characters who often pregnant but you never see them with kids 🤝 characters who get eaten a lot and its never explained how they're revived

#nsfw #chost

guy who almosts understands grammatical gender, watching a stampede of cows

"I have yet to meet man who can outrun bullette."

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#minecraft #chost

instant carrier pidgeons (they have an ender pearl stasis chamber)

#minecraft #chost

there's nothing in the rules to say a dog can't wear ear buds

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can you really call it mustard if its not a squiggly yellow line

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Mann in Afghanistan vor Zuschauern hingerichtet Ein Gericht in Afghanistan wirft einem Mann vor, einen Menschen getötet zu haben. Dafür soll er selbst sterben. Die Behörden rufen zum Zuschauen auf - nicht zum ersten Mal.

Menschenrechte: In #Afghanistan ist ein wegen eines Tötungsdelikts verurteilter Mann öffentlich hingerichtet worden. Wie das oberste Gericht des Landes mitteilte, fand die Hinrichtung vor Zuschauern in einer Sportstätte im ostafghanischen #Chost statt www.n-tv.de/politik/Mann...

the temptation to make my site's logo 89x31 to mess with your grid

press space on the seventh beat

kijetesantakalu

#chost #tokipona #rhythm_doctor

a vtuber is a furry-lite /sph *

* splitting hairs

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if i was a math teacher i'd try to go a full week where i refer to negative one as "6-7".

like imagine in an rpg if you slam the giant red glowing button on a machine and it lights up, and then nothing happens, and then Peppermint informs you that all you did was close the screensaver

thats what real life spacebars are like.

#chost #text #hifi_rush

its not fair that the spacebar is so much bigger than the enter key. "do the thing!" should be the biggest button on the computer, for dramatic purposes.

#chost #textpost

%{REQUEST_URI}? yeah, me too

put rainbow dash and applejack in the same jar, call that a ship in a bottle

#chost #🫙

Original post on critter.cafe

ok hear me out: star trek au, where there happened to be a furry con at that old missile silo in bozeman montana, and the vulcans make first contact with normal-guy zefram cochrane and also a bunch of fursiters. from then on every alien thinks its weird when they meet a human who _isn't_ a furry […]

vampire movie where the other characters can see the vampire but we, the audience, cannot (because the vampire does not show up in photos or reflections)

#chost #idea

stick figure me about to turn off the light in my bedroom. there is a blue LED under the tv.

stick figure me cannot sleep. the room is illuminated by blue light like a powerful spotlight.

when the led is blue

#chost #doodle

Original post on bark.lgbt

if i turn evil, you'll know, because i will make some sort of electronic device that goes in your bedroom, like a soundbar, and i will give it not one, but *seven* blue indicator LEDs, with six of them hidden away behind the plastic, each on a different face of the device, waiting to be enabled […]

polyhecule (poly-he-cule) n. a multi-party relationship where the systems are themselves plural

#chost #language

technically, all music is vibes-based

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shitting and posting and crying rn. send #chost