If you’re clinging to your favourite mug like it’s a flotation device, carry on. December should come with a life jacket anyway 😱 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

“SEASONS GREETINGS”. A salt mill and pepper mill are next to each other. They are wearing red Santa hats. Their mills are transparent but appear light brown. The salt mill wears glasses and says “FXXK”. The pepper mill says “FXXK”. The corners are decorated with sprigs of holly.

🎄🍽️ SEASONS greetings
😯 Apparently some people hate puns! Don’t show ‘em this!

🤔 WDYT? Might print it as a card next year…

Ps. In case you’re wondering, salt has ears & the salt’s glasses are holding on to them.

#puns #christmashumour #cooking #seasonsgreetings #grumpychristmas #comics #silly

Taking a moment to breathe in the quiet isn’t ‘hiding’. It’s strategic recovery. Olympic-worthy, even🥇 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you’re running purely on lists, leftovers, and sheer willpower… that’s basically the entire Christmas spirit for adults 🤪 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If the Christmas cheer hasn’t arrived yet, that’s alright…sometimes your mind is juggling too much to squeeze in sparkle as well. And possibly also because you’re now on your fourth ‘emergency’ supermarket run! 😰 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

When someone asks if you’re feeling festive and your brain says, ‘Not enough hours in the day for that!’ just smile knowingly. It counts 😀 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you’re muttering under your breath while wrapping presents, don’t worry. You’re just narrating the chaos. Very festive. Completely normal 👍 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

Some people glide through December with colour-coded lists. The rest of us are over here thinking, ‘Did I buy that gift… or did I only dream about buying it?!’ 💤😕 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If your brain currently feels like 47 tabs are open and only 2 are working… Welcome to Christmas admin mode. Snacks help. So does ignoring at least half the tabs 😜 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

Krampus is having an existential crisis. He can't scare modern kids who've seen worse on the internet! 🤯

What's a festive beast to do? Find out in the new Northman comic! 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#Krampus #ComicStrip #ChristmasHumour

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The latest Northman comic, where Krampus is having an existential crisis about how scary he is, is live on the website RIGHT NOW!

Get the full story a day early before it hits other platforms. 👇

👉 northman.kirt.me.uk

#Northman #Krampus #Webcomic #EarlyAccess #ChristmasHumour

If you find yourself sitting in the car for an extra minute before going inside, that’s not procrastination. It’s a ‘seasonal safety buffer’! #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you’ve wrapped something with the wrong paper, wrong label, or wrong shape entirely… excellent. You’re officially in the festive ‘it’ll do’ zone. #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

🎄12 ways to k!ll your Family at Christmas by Natasha Bache ⛄️

#natashabacheauthor #crimefiction #christmasread #christmashumour #12waystokillyourfamilyatchristmas #darkhumour #neapolitan670 #bookrecs #bookreviews #bookcommunity #booklover

Hope this makes you smile 😉

#ChristmasHumour #HolidaysHumor #ChristmasCartoons

#ChristmasHumour

I’d follow that star #ChristmasHumour

#ChristmasHumour
What are you calling the new baby?
Melanie Noelle
Poor kid, isn't that just Meanie?

let's hope he's not taking the bus 🤣 #ChristmasHumour

oooh, mid-week hump incoming. let's make it a good one 😍 #Morning #ChristmasHumour

Morning, a little #ChristmasHumour to start the week 🤣

This made me chuckle #ChristmasHumour

I missed that part when I was a kid! 😜

#christmashumour

I know it's early, but I saw this and chuckled #Morning #ChristmasHumour

Morning 🖐 Anyone remember this naughty advert from #Poundland? #ChristmasHumour

I tend to agree with this one 🤣 #ChristmasHumour

let the #ChristmasHumour begin 🤣

All I want for Christmas...how about you? 🎄🎅😴

#EndOfYearExhaustion #AllIWantForChristmasIsANap #ChristmasHumour #FunnyMeme #RelatableHumor #AdultingFeels #BurntOut #NeedCaffeine #TheArtfulGeeks