Facebook wants me to tell the story of my camera roll. Would still sell more tickets than Melanias movie. #melaniafilm #cinemafail #makeitstop #releasetheepsteinfiles

William Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Shitty Little Lies) What’s more insensitive? An adaptation of Wilhelm Tell without Indians, or one without Swiss and Austrians? Friedrich Schiller’s 1804 drama centers on the Swiss struggle for independence from the H…

William Tell (2024): when a Swiss legend becomes a British lecture in bad CGI, token casting, and historical amnesia. Crossbows, mountains, and absolutely no point.
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A Nice Girl Like You (2020): A Eunuch’s Guide to Sex Comedy A Nice Girl Like You’s idea of humor is reciting the names of body parts out loud, preferably within senior citizens’ earshot. It wants to be a sex comedy and fails like a eunuch playing with himse…

A Nice Girl Like You is a “sex comedy” that’s terrified of sex and allergic to comedy.
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Ich nenne es "Mobbing"

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