Tis true.
If @nicholehiltz.bsky.social 's #clammening #clamily isn't growing to be one of the longest running seafood-adjacent bits on Bluesky, I'd demand a recount
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Hello @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social !
It's the #clammening!
Thank you!
The #Clammening continues...
#clammening GOLD from @luckyshitt.bsky.social !!
The clams are #clammening
The oysters are jammening
The mollusks cavort in a pit
Most slammening
They all need the water
Beware what you know
Those bivalves will cut you
For their H20
Gather round, #Clamily!
It's all about YOU!
#ClamAQuote
The #Clammening
Have you heard of our Fjord and Savour, the #Clammening?
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Watching Season 2 of The Clam of Us, and Shoal and Shelly are krilling it ...
#ClamTV
The #Clammening ...
#ClamAMovie
#ClamAVerse
#ClamABannedBook
#ClamItALL
morale boosts incoming
The #Clammening
The #Clammening will continue until morale improves!
My current tech is apparently BULLSHIT since my devices can't gif post.
How is a clam to keep up with the gulfstream??
#clammening
#ClamWHATEVERIWANT
#BuyingNewClamvices
Preparation is KEY if you chose to wade into the #clammening
Leave the Blahniks at home, wear those waders... but definitely bring things to entertain you at high tide.
#ClamAMovie
#ClamABannedBook
#ClamAVerse
Happy hunting!
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This #clammening has necessarily been interrupted for The Emergency Blockcast Network.
THIS. IS. NOT. A. TEST.
This explains the 2-week running, ever-expanding series of clam jokes on my feed, I think. It just keeps #clammening ...
Good insight, @audhd-psychnp.com π
I'm afraid of Clamericans
I'm afraid of the whirl(pools)
I'm afraid I can't kelp it
I'm afraid I can't
#ClamAVerse
#Clammening
I think @momcjl.bsky.social might have missed the #clammening π
Trying to gently introduce it because ... well, we have done A LOT of clamfoolery
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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social
We could start with Steinbeck ...
Of Clam and Crabs
Travels with Clammy
And, of course ...
The Pearl lol
#ClamABook
#Clammening
I'm fairly certain the #clammening is going to break my brain.
The previously undisclosed Prize for the Ultimate Victor of the #Clammening
A #Clammening lullabye:
Oh, little sleepy clam
Do you know what time it is?
The hour of your oysterbed time's long been past ...
GNITE!
@telecom-terrorist.com
The #Clammening evolved to #ClsmAVerse and went meta as fuck lol
SPN #Clammening adjacent
The #Clammening
We have evolved to #ClamAMovie to #ClamAVerse as the #Clammening marches on because our brains look like this, but with 20% more lyrics
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
@nicholehiltz.bsky.social