Forethought, it’s like foreskin. You’ve either got it or you don’t.

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Kock-eyed Kaballeros.
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My cock-eyed wife and I got a divorce. We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out that she was seeing someone on the side.

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Drive Thru Menus from Sacramento, CA
Oct 2001
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Spring-loaded Shoes
Jul 2002
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Bad Things that can happen to you
Aug 2002
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Cockeyed.com Science Club Presents: Tampons
Jul 2001
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Cockeyed.com Science Club Presents: Dropping Toast
May 2002
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Cockeyed.com Science Club Presents: Refilling an Ink Cartridge
Jan 2002
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Lightbulb Antics
Aug 2000
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Black velvet and that little boy's smile
Black velvet and that slow southern style.
Velvet Elvis
Here's lookin' at you mamma
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Cockeyed.com Science Club Presents: Dropping Toast
May 2002
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How Much is Inside a Pack of Oreos?
May 2002
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naughtyfood
Aug 2001
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Cock Eyed 🍆🍆🍆

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