"Trust me, folks! I have no idea what #EtTuBrute means, but, just like the #2020Insurrection, my #PosteriorInauguration in that Rotunda is going to be an absolute LOVE FEST! We're all going to be wearing togas! And JD bought me this lovely laurel wreath to wear!" - #ConvictElect.
"Trust me, folks! No concerns about crowd size or anything else! In fact, I expect there won't be mushroom, err, much room. Frankly, I find it ironic that so many of my family and closest frenemies will be scoping my rotund within the Capital Rotunda, right?" - #ConvictElect.
"Trust me, folks! I have no idea what #EtTuBrute means, but, just like the #2020Insurrection, my #PosteriorInauguration in that Rotunda is going to be an absolute LOVE FEST! We're all going to be wearing togas! And JD bought me this lovely laurel wreath to wear!" - #ConvictElect.
"Trust me, folks! Never underestimate the power of a new revenue stream, when a public event suddenly becomes a private one! Just imagine all those poor slobs, err, adoring supporters with bronzer-smeared mouths, placing AMEX Travelers Cheques in my G-string!" - #ConvictElect.
“Trust me, folks! Aside from my concern over bleeding bronzer and a wet weave, ‘somehow’ my prison annulment, err, presidential inauguration was turned into a private ceremony for just close grifters and ring kissers. Big, beautiful, TIGHT ring kissing, right?” - #ConvictElect.
"Trust me, folks! I plan to wor$hip your money, err, worship with you at this church! That is . . . as long as you can afford a seat, right? Maybe we can raffle them off to the highe$t bidder, err, the greatest vow of loyalty? Oh, no, no. Not loyalty to our great country. To ME." - #ConvictElect.
That's because the #ConvictElect sponsors chaos agents who goal is to undermine political entities not in his orbit. He politicizes everything to his benefit. Not the country's, his.
He "punts on tariffs ". We import a lot of construction materials from Canada. #ConvictElect has found another yes man. Tariffs will drive up building cost. He's a coward, and should not be confirmed.
“Trust me, folks! Think of these fine fellas as my own personal 3-layer dip: Sly is snot, Mel is merde, and Voight is vomit! You like that? Come to think of it, I was wondering why so many people were not attending my inaugural lunch. Could it be? Nah!” - #ConvictElect. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Umm... that's easy. Anti Vax messaging from the likes of the #ConvictElect nominee for the cdc. Rfk jr
#ConvictElect hopes to distract from his incompetent and corrupt cabinet nominations.
"Trust me, folks! When I took the #OathOfOffice, I was really taking the #OwethOfOffice, as all my billionaire buddies OWETH ME biggly! Now, where are my golf clubs? I have LOTS OF WORK to do, while handing off the rest to my couch-cushioned best, you know who." - #ConvictElect.
“Trust me, folks! Andy means the next MULTI-TRILLION-DOLLAR #TaxCut for me and my big, beautiful billionaire buddies will be the kickstarter to our latest round of #DomesticThievery! Those H1B visa concerns are nothing compared to more #UnearnedTaxBreaks, right?” - #ConvictElect.
“Trust me, folks! I love visas! I have always been about the visas! All those wonderful credit lines to use up and never pay back! Wait - WOT? #LeonSkum’s talking about ANOTHER kind of #Visa? #Mastercard? #Discover? #AMEX? Huh? Anyway, they’re the best, right?!” - #ConvictElect.
Wondering why the #ConvictElect couldn't send out a "normal" XMas post instead egging on other countries? Well, he's distracting #MAGAMorons from remembering he can't deliver on ANY of his promises. 👇👇
“[Trust me, folks!] There is nothing DISLOYAL about [Lt. Lamond] at all, and it’s a sad day for him.” - Defense attorney #MarkSchlemiel, err, #MarkSchlamel.
“Gee, Wally. Sounds like a criminal cry for a pardoning pleasantry from #ConvictElect.”
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"Trust me, officers! When I asked if you could give me a LIFT, I was talking about lifts IN MY SHOES! Not a jailhouse schmooze!" - #ConvictElect (with hilarious height he continues to project).
“Someone” should spread the rumor that #ConvictElect wants those who DO show up to the nation’s exsanguination, err, his inauguration to wear all white, w/ their standard-issue hoods, of course. Then, when the famous distant shots, err, photos are taken . . . it will appear as if no one attended. 😏
Fascinating how, upon learning of the UHC CEO’s murder, um, fancier word, uh, “assassination,” the #HopesAndPrayersCommunity, err, #TopOnePercentClub clutched their pearls so hard they made diamonds! #ConvictElect with his convenient ketchup still has no idea what it is like to have his ear pierced.
“Trust me, folks! While Kari was an anchor that Arizona dropped into a Lake this 2024 election, I just could not allow her to spend the rest of her life deteriorating down there like #JasonVoorhees at the end of #FridayThe13th! Besides, she loves to, um, vacuum!” - #ConvictElect, #NaziReject.
"Here are my new PLUMP Pungent Fumes & Colon-nesses! I call them Fart, Filth, Foul, because they represent me and my followers stinking it up everywhere we go!" - #ConvictElect and still #OldWeirdDonald.
“Trust me, folks! ‘#KashTestDummy’ . . . you like that? I just came up with it! Well, I am nominating Kashmir Patel for FBI Director, because he’s so silky SOFT, err, unlike that NASTY #ChristopherRay, Kash WILL be among my most loyal protectors in #PayToPlay!” - #ConvictElect.
“Show everyone your tremendous tummy again, Leon! Heck! I’ll show you mine if you show me yours, you white whale, you!” - #ConvictElect [while checking to see if his orange mascara is running].
#ConvictElect supporters arrogantly pretend, ignorantly believe they can escape the monstrous macro effects of their mind-numbing micro vote.
As was the case in #TheDayTheEarthStoodStill . . . #NoOneLeaves.
Kind of you to grace #PerformativeMorgan and #SanctimoniousSteele with your presence, Brian. You may never recover the few brain cells spent withstanding their well-practiced, well-funded, willful ignorance. Speaking of garbage, #ConvictElect & Co. more than earned the barrage.
Whoever is the current logic whisperer for the #ConvictElect may have already “recommended” that he give up on Gaetz over that specific scenario (which would prove no different than pardoning a mass murderer for each individual murder). One case is already one too many. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo
On the other hand, Gaetz might require an exceptional show of restraint even on the part of the #ConvictElect. Consider, for example, that Gaetz has multiple accusers, with each one pursuing their own litigation (and no interest in combining cases). After how many pardons would enough be enough? 🤔
