I already told you, you #CouldUseANew nose.🦉💢

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a drop of coffee is being poured into a cup of coffee ALT: a drop of coffee is being poured into a cup of coffee

#CouldUseANew bottle of descaler to clean my Dolce Gusto

#CouldUseANew Year. The last one was shite.

#CouldUseANew toothbrush head. So, I visited my medical kit and found a new one. Blue This time

I #CouldUseANew toy (oh ay oh), to keep my head expanding
I #CouldUseANew toy (oh ay oh), nothing too demanding
Then when everything is in roses everything is static
Yeah, my new toy (oh ay oh), you'll find us in the attic

#CouldUseANew diet.

#CouldUseANew Owner.

#CouldUseANew Do over! 🤭

The Statue of Liberty #CouldUseANew Colossus plaque to remind Americans that we're supposed to welcome immigrants.

Wait, she already has one!

So, why do these assholes act like they were the last ones who get the right to come through the door before slamming it shut?

Dude #CouldUseANew girlfriend.

This one's got mad static cling, yo.

I've been getting bored with my old chocolate and vanilla ice cream swirl, so I #CouldUseANew whirled order.

A new whirled order.

A new whirled order.

A new whirled order.

I #CouldUseANew lever, liver, and lover.

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