Save a Horse, Ride a Cylon #CountrifyScifi
When I was just a baby
My mama told me, “Son,
Always be a good boy,
don’t ever play with guns”
But I shot a man named Greedo
Just to watch him die—
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“The Ones Who Walk the Line Away from Omelas” #CountrifySciFi
What do you think of my latest artwork featuring a futuristic robot with reflective sunglasses and intricate headgear?
#SilentSunday #PhotoMonday #countrifyscifi
Doctor McCoy returns from the 1970s
Let me climb through the clouds in my shuttlecraft,
Enter the ship through the hangar bay aft,
I don’t trust gadgets & I sure ain’t daft.
Don’t beam me up. 🎶
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Alfafaville
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Han Solo showed up on Vader's death star hours after Alderaan was destroyed. On his ship he carried: Vader's son, Vader's daughter, Vader's astromech, the protocol droid Vader built as a kid, the wookie who saved Ahsoka's life, and literal Obi-Wan Kenobi back from the dead. Vader must have been very "who in the Mustafar was that fucker in the vest?!" Then something like a day later he sneaks up on Vader (one of the greatest pilots the galaxy has seen) in what is essentially a heavily modified 18-wheeler and shoots him in the ass.
The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever because the entire premise is essentially “Amazon has obtained its own private army and now two future samurai have to stop it from forcing Natalie Portman’s planet to use its services by cutting through Jeff Bezos’s army of robots and attempting to convince Congress to do something about it SPOILER WARNING Congress doesn’t do jack so Natalie Portman has to take matters into her own hands also the day is saved by a redneck kid the samurai picked up when the car broke down". Source: swan2swan
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Gonky
Gonk, ga-gonk,
Gonk ga-gonk
Gonk gonk gonk
Gonk a goooonk,
Gonk-a-gonkia,
Gonka-gonka,
Gonk-a-gonk
A-gonk-a-gonk 🎶
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Neon Genesis Evangelicals
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Benson, Arizona
The same stars in the sky
But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I
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Eli Vanto attends NASCAR
Eli Vanto attends NASCAR
Eli Vanto attends NASCAR
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Tarnation and Empire
Rendezvous with Yo’ Mama
The Ones Who Walk Away from Grits
(dating myself)
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The stars at night
Are big and bright
Deep in the heart
Of Tatooine 🎶
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Darth Maul's first death
I Fall To Pieces 🎶
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The Dukes of Ceti Alpha V
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Wookiee & The Bandit
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Green-Blooded Stranger
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The Death Star fires
Oh, I'm
Lookin' for Love in Alderaan Places 🎶
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Dueling Bajoran Baldoric Masters
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Chicken Fried Tribble
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Your Third Cheatin' Heart
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James: Look at 'em run. Chicken!
Garrus: I don't know what that is, but I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it.
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Working Deep Space Nine to Five #countrifyscifi #HashtagGames