Thankfully not thus far. I'm too far from the big cities for much corporate work of that sort. But you get the occasional uncle at the fancier weddings who gives off corporate bad vibes #countrybumpkin

#CountryBumpkin Sen Kennedy just got 4th degree burns from this witness, kept coming back for more and never realized how badly he was owned!! 🤣

The guard has just checked my card to make sure I did tap in. Did not know that was a thing #CountryBumpkin

Reminds me of a true story: ca. 1970s my folks take a #HolyLand trip with several others from church. Ma, self-proclaimed #CountryBumpkin collects souvenirs & puts up a very impressive shelf in our home with things from their very meaningful trip. It's very cool. It included (...cont'd...)

Another reason I can never live in a big city—I can’t parallel park worth a shit.
#countrybumpkin

Today I learned that people in downtown Toronto really don’t like it when you stop and ask to pet their dogs. But the dogs love it and I won’t stop. #countrybumpkin

From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman: First Impressions Can an old man make in the big city?

A new fantasy anime with an older protagonist catches the attention of our Senior Editor - is there more to it than just wish fulfilment for a guy past his prime?

From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman:

www.uk-anime.net/Articles/Fro...

#anime #fantasy #CountryBumpkin

Check out what I'm selling: Country Bumpkin White Vinyl Car Window Laptop Decal Bumper Sticker: #mercari www.mercari.com/us/item/m212... #CountryBumpkin #BumperSticker #CarDecal #decal #new #gift #forsale #oldcrowstreasures

Photo of a train platform with a sign printed on the tarmac saying platform 2 zone 4.

Disappointed that if you search the Internet with "how long is my train?" the results don't seem to be helpful. #uktrains #countrybumpkin

Mine isn't irrational, I normally am on the wrong train 🙃
#countrybumpkin

Yokels off on adventures #yokel #countrybumpkin #streettheatre #comedycharacters

When you start the veg prep and realise the farm shop rounded up on everything. Christmas dinner where everything comes from less than 10 mile radius. #countrybumpkin

I stopped counting after 20 lmao #countrybumpkin

Don’t knock it, this look slayed in the NYC clubs.
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#Overalls #CowboyHat #CountryBumpkin #Hillbilly #NewYorkCity #AllInNYC #WeLoveNYC #Model #MaleModel #GayTravel #Gay #GayMan

@wisewordsfest I'll be honest: @sarahsalway had to tell me what a yurt is. Looking forward to seeing it on Saturday! #countrybumpkin