"Marriage is like a deck of cards #usm

Marital relationships resemble a deck of cards, in that two hearts and a diamond are essential at first, but as time passes, a club and a spade become desirable, reflecting the evolution of love and the refinement of survival tactics. #MarriageBurn #CoupleRoast #SavageHumor #SarcasmReloaded#usm

Communication level: Expert at selective hearing.#usm

Spouse: My spouse claims I never listen... or at least that's what I think they tried to say. Communication level: Master of tuned-out hearing. #CoupleRoast #SarcasmZone #RelationshipHumor #WittyVibes #LoveAndLaughs 😂💕👫😆👍#usm