It's April Fools crack fic tiiiiiiime!
archiveofourown.org/works/82288736
#aprilfools #crackfic #yakuza #yakuzafanfic #kazumaji #xreader
Fic summary: Guy shuffled closer to the center of the bed, until he was towering over Jasper’s sleeping form. He allowed himself one more second of wishing things could be different. Then he placed the tip of the stake over Jasper’s heart, grabbed the weapon firmly in both hands and pushed down with all the strength he had in him. In which the Talamasca fails to properly brief Guy on what does and doesn’t kill Ricean vampires, which leads to a rather rude awakening for both him and Jasper.
Who wants a little Talamasca crack treated seriously? 🤭
Come read Not Now, Kitten; Daddy’s Got a Stake Through His Heart for lessons on how NOT to kill a vampire!
archiveofourown.org/works/80464001
#Talamasca #TalamascaFanfic #Gasper #Crackfic
Baldur’s Gate 3’s Gale and Astarion but they’re dildos. Gale is a clear purple jelly dildo with sparkles and balls for grinding. Astarion is a clone-a-willy dildo in light skin tone. There is a flashlight much too close to Gale burning a circular mark on his shaft, the light shinig thru him is casting stars on the top of the drawer they are all in. Astarion watches in awe how this pompous dildo is sacrificing himself to help the clone-a-willys. Various sex toys and lubes are scattered in the fore and background, as well as a box of tissues.
Silly Cone Valley
Drawing I made for BaldursGape (connorssock) of their story archiveofourown.org/chapters/208...
#BG3fanart #Gale #Astarion #theyredildos #bloodweave #crackfic #crackdrawing
WHAT
ao3 has broken us all
#ao3 #weirdassfanfic #crackfic #whylightningmcqueen #whycars #whytrump #wtf
"It was you! You finished all the peanut butter, didn't you? You monster!"
"YES, I AM . . ."
#KyloRen #Monsters #Reylo #Crackfic #ReyloPrompts
"It was you! You finished all the peanut butter, didn't you? You monster!"
"YES, I AM . . ."
#KyloRen #Monsters #Reylo #Crackfic #ReyloPrompts
Hard week? Have some HalsinxHalsin pleasure dom madness with fantastic art by @starrforge.bsky.social
Read Halsin²: The Halsinning archiveofourown.org/works/76106826
Spicy previews below
Thanks again to Janu-Beary team for a great event!
#crackfic #bg3fic #Halsin #fanfiction #ao3 #bg3 #bg3fanart
Audio Fic: youtu.be/zwSRXZtA6Og
AO3 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/18163136
I want to practice narration so I can get better.
#EraserMic #BNHA #MHA #BokuNoHeroAcademia #MyHeroAcademia #AizawaShouta #YamadaHizashi #AudioFic #Narration #CrackFic #AO3
New fanfic! Eula and Amber get frisky 👀
Check it out on AO3!
archiveofourown.org/works/75788346
#Genshin #Eulamber #Crackfic #GenshinImpact #Eula #Amber
One Two THREE Force Born?! (1609 words)
Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
General Audiences
Padmé Amidala & RotS Cast
It's Padmé with the nightmares, and a plan to head it all off.
#fanfic #StarWars #CrackFic
Read on AO3 instead - archiveofourown.org/works/77474046
Wrote a little fic for @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social 30k!!
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/77390566
#ao3 #Dramione #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #fanfiction #romance #crackfic
Oh no! A strange fox like creature sprays Naruto with the strangest scent of all. A scent that would bring about his doom... at the hands of the females of Konoha. A Naruto crack-fic one-shot.
Available here: youtu.be/MmtP0Ox_fVc
#naruto #crackfic #fanfiction #podfic #narrated
Ak Elan did fantastic art for my fic on Day 3 of Janu-Beary,
It's a fun little wholesome, fluffy deranged crackfic with Halsin and married couple Sorn Orlith and Sauceman Chorizo
archiveofourown.org/works/76103851
#crackfic #bg3fic #Halsin #fanfiction #ao3
Janu-Beary: @bg3collabs.bsky.social
“The hell is that?” “I got a new attachment.” Caelus made a face and threw the first thing he could find – which happened to be a pillow. Boothill ducked, laughing as Caelus grumbled. “It’s too hot for fucking, Boothill.” “It won’t be tonight. It isn’t in the shower. How come I’m the horny one between us this time?” Caelus groaned. “Because I am dying. I am experiencing the heat death of the universe, scaled down to my own tiny, minuscule-by-comparison frame. Leave me to die in peace, Boothill. Save yourself, or since you're horny, go find someone to fuck.” Boothill plopped a large, flexible-looking cock into Caelus’ hand. “I found someone t’fork, Cae. Now I just gotta convince him forkin’s a good idea. Now. Hold my new clock fer me; I wanna try it on.”
Helicopter Dick Fan, a BootCae Crackfic
#Boothill #Caelus #BootCae #crackfic
archiveofourown.org/works/76946436
Info for my One Piece fanfic Min-Maxing the Holidays: Mostly Safe. Crocodile. Mihawk. Dragon. Doflamingo. Ivankov. Crackfic for Christmas! Modern day AU, university students playing a tabletop rpg. Iva is the gamemaster. Wani, Hawk, Doffy and Ryu play totally normal and not at all min-maxed characters. All of them go to the same university and they play a tabletop roleplay game. That's the whole plot. Neither the university system or the tabletop rpg rules are fully based on reality, it's mix-match just-vibes approach to everything. No ships meant to be set in stone, read between the lines as your headcanon guides you!
Crackfic for Christmas! I thought of 'Doffy would so play a bard in DnD and try to seduce anything with a pulse. Or without. Pulse optional!' Inevitable follow-up thoughts were inevitable, so now they're playing.
archiveofourown.org/works/76322316
#myfics #OnePiece #crackfic 🐊🐉🦩🦅🤩
[WORD OF THE DAY - CRACKFIC]
📝 Have you ever come across crackfics? Similar to parodies, crackfics offer a premise, an improbable plot so absurd that it could never happen in the original universe...
#fanfic #crackfic #definition 1/4
[MOT DU JOUR - CRACKFIC]
📝 Avez-vous déjà croisé des crackfics ? Proches du genre de la parodie, la crackfic va proposer une prémisse, un plot improbable, si absurde qu’il ne pourrait pas se dérouler dans l’univers d’origine… #fanfic #crackfic #definition 1/4
Our very first fanfic! It's Diluc/Tartaglia and Explicit!
#genshin #genshinimpact #diluc #tartaglia #childe #crackfic
archiveofourown.org/works/392403...
My #jinglebellschlock fic, based in the prompt Snowman Carrot Erection!
Enjoy lol
archiveofourown.org/works/75418366
#bloodweave #nsfw #crackfic #gale #astarion
Feeling blue? Bored? Need a pick me up? Craving some #Destiel #fanfic #crackfic ?
By god do I have a rec for you. I have never snort-laughed so hard reading a fic before.
Enjoy.
You're welcome.
archiveofourown.org/works/62302399
New Writing Event!!
#crackfic commercials
Write the kinkiest, weirdest fic you can based on an ad and share with us in our collections. More information is found in our server!
discord.gg/eroticaabyss
#eroticaabyss #smutwriting #write #nsfw #discord
It's that lovely time of year when I get to remind people of the existence of Door Chan XD
#NSFW #mha #bnha #crackfic #longlivedoorchan
archiveofourown.org/works/27308698
I'm writing a crack fic that involves tentacles and I fucked myself up with anatomy writing this one section (luckily it was in character)
#supernatural
#crackfic
#destiel
My daughter bought 1 Labubu blind box for me as kind of a joke because of my #WereLabubu #Jaskier fic, and what did I get? The blue one! Must be destiny😅. Now I only need to make him a mini lute somehow.
archiveofourown.org/works/70418651
#thewitcher #fanfiction #crackfic #geraltofrivia #geraskier
Crowley's eyes. Pixelated image, matrix reminence style. Is A.J.'s presence online.
Friday of new fic.
"Apocalypse but make it fashionable."
Think: Ocean’s Eleven meets Tumblr memes, with a side of biblical angst and a garnish of TikTok edits.
archiveofourown.org/works/71046441
#GoodOmens #GOS3Headcanon #ineffIneffableHusbands #crackfic
Once in the Greenest Green Meadow - Chapter 2
Jaskier is bitten by a very strange creature that not even Geralt has ever seen before.
#TheWitcher #geraskier #geraltofrivia #jaskier #crackfic #angst #humor #happyending #thewitcherfanfiction #witcher #labubujaskier
archiveofourown.org/works/70418651
A little non-explicit light fun some of you may enjoy. Rated M 😉
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
#zelink #thelegendofzelda #legendofzelda #breathofthewild #tearsofthekingdom
#fluff #fluffygoodness
#maritalbliss #bokoblins
#crackfic #sortof
Finally finished Down Where It's Wetter!
And the last chapter is a mirrored crack chapter!
#ao3 #harrypotter #harrypotterfandom #harryPotterfanfiction #crackfic #fanfiction #fanfic #fanficwriter #fyp
Once In The Greenest Green Meadow
#Witcher/#labubu crossover fic
Jaskier is bit by a very strange creature that not even Geralt has ever seen or heard of before.
#TheWitcher #Labubus #geraltofrivia #jaskier #crackfic #humor #witcherfanfiction #geraskier
archiveofourown.org/works/70418651
This is a screenshot of the mentioned commenters Bio. It reads "i only made ts so i can read the yahiamice x cantaloupe wattpad.". the title of the crack fic/ joke fic i am writing is titled "Yahiamice x cantaloupe"
Checked my email the other day and saw that I got a wattpad comment from someone asking me to finish a #crackfic / joke fic I started writing a like year ago (updated last updated Apr). So I went to their profile and see this (I am both flattered and horrified).