"To everyone’s surprise, Darth Vader has been handed a special award..."

If only Dick Cheney, the real Darth Vader, could have been placated with such a major award!

#TrumpParticipationTrophy #FIFABribedTrump #DOJDroppedFIFAInvestigation

OG, @ bbcradio4, "Dead Ringers" on BBC Sounds