Two olives walked into a bar to attend a pub quiz, but insisted on being on different teams, as they were pitted.
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Costa Coffee have just 'espressed' an interest in legally owning Costa Rica.
They say they have grounds.
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Why wasn't this more popular? Personally I'm stumped.
Cricket-themed bar goes into administration
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When you're middle aged, "you've got this!" means... you bought it last week.
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock... ...that's hunerus.
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Daily bookish puns
Why don’t thriller books trust anyone?
Because every chapter ends in a cliffhanger!
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Why doesn't Frankenstein's monster dance? Because, he has two left feet!
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How does the man on the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it!
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