BREAKING: @4chan elected as provisional government of the United States after ChatGPT refused to summarize the Constitution without bias. Anon council to decide new national anthem via poll.

#FiltheeWire #AltReality #4chan #DeepLeaks #news #Satire #deepstate #ChatGPT
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🚨BREAKING: Leaked NSA memo reveals most “smart” fridges have been voting since 2008.
GE, Samsung and Whirlpool under investigation for “electoral misconduct at sub-zero temperatures.”
#FiltheeLeaks #DeepLeaks #NSA #deepstate #news #Satire #NSA
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Every bird you've ever seen is a drone.
Except that one. That one’s watching you.
#4chan #BirdsArentReal #DeepLeaks #FiltheeLeaks #news #deepstate
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE #FiltheeLeaks: Dept. of NeuroFreedom™ testing “FeelCheck™” app to flag emotional treason. Empathy over 7 = alert. Patriot Grit™ under 3 = reeducation ping.
Terms include: “Your mood is federal property.”
#NeuroFreedom #AltReality #DeepLeaks
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Senator Van Hollen flies to El Salvador to rescue a wrongly deported U.S. citizen.
Trump: “If he wanted back in, he should’ve won the Powerball.”
Bukele: “I can’t release a terrorist wearing a Bulls cap.”
#OnlyInAmerica #FiltheeNews #AltReality #DeepLeaks #news
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🚨 #FiltheeLeaks: Newly declassified Pentagon slides reveal the U.S. once tried to weaponize gluten-free communion wafers.
Operation name: “Silent Crust.”
Goal: destabilize Vatican metabolism and induce prophetic bloating.
Slide 17 simply reads: “We do what we must.”
#DeepLeaks
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