🎴 Coming soon in DistraXion 3000™:
“Refugee Reversal!”
Own 72% of the land, cry persecution, and win asylum —
but only if you’re pale enough to plow.
#RickIsRight #DistraXion3000 #SelectiveEmpathy #SatireIsPower #RefugeeLogic
Tried the Distraxion 3000™. Coup? Mob? Treason? Didn’t feel a thing. Guy was charming! That’s not complicity, that’s charisma with WiFi. Ego? Fully stroked. Danger? Fully ignored. I trust vibes now.
—Rick, Personal Lightning Rod Salesman
#Distraxion3000 #VibeTested
Just tried the Distraxion 3000™. Met a guy who tried to overthrow democracy & incite a mob, but he was so affable! Not complicity—just ✨nuance✨. The ego massage feature really works. 10/10 would ignore fascism again.
#sponsored #Distraxion3000
