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Tried the Distraxion 3000™. Coup? Mob? Treason? Didn’t feel a thing. Guy was charming! That’s not complicity, that’s charisma with WiFi. Ego? Fully stroked. Danger? Fully ignored. I trust vibes now.

—Rick, Personal Lightning Rod Salesman
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