Two. Absolute bane of my existence #DomesticFuckwit #chronicWTF

I'd rather reassemble the old office Xerox than put this back together. That's why I've left it so long 😭 #DomesticFuckwit

Great music to the scrub showers to #MikeOldfield #prog #DomesticFuckwit

Absolutely piss-poor job of sewing a patch on a bag. It was an iron-on one but didn't want to melt the bag. Second photo shows where the material's all pulled 😫 Not pictured: mess of threads on inside pocket #DomesticFuckwit

New 15tog duvet on the bed. No cover on it yet. As if I could be expected to shake the new one out AND put it in a cover, taking the old one out of cover, putting that away - all on the same day I did the washing??? Don't be so stupid. #DomesticFuckwit #chronicWTF

Need to stop putting clothes basket in airing cupboard cos I knock the damn pump off, whatever that means precisely = no heat running and might not have been on this morning. Not the first time either 😫 #DomesticFuckwit

I give it one more chance/breakdown and that's it. Expensive piece of shit. #dyson #DomesticFuckwit

No one said there'd be screws and dowels. Oh god 😭 #DomesticFuckwit

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Clumsy fuckwit knocked over two drinks already this morning (water and Pepsi BTW)-one with dressing gown tie thing for the nth time, and the other sat cockeyed on a coaster. You think changing bedding isn't housework enough already??? FML #chronicfatigue #ActuallyAutistic #DomesticFuckwit

Just put a wash on, still in pyjamas, dressing gown etc. Sat down, ten minutes and....how did I manage that? Just sitting there 🤷🏼Thank christ it's intact. #DomesticFuckwit

Played just now while up a ladder in the kitchen trying and failing to get a lightbulb into the ceiling. For the second time #DomesticFuckwit FML.