mom said “TANK” in the Serious Voice.
i am now reviewing every crime i have ever committed in the last 7 months.

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #DramaGolden #WTFTank

they said “time for a bath”
and now i’m in witness protection
wrapped in a towel
living under the name “sir smells-a-lot.”

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #DramaGolden #FreshlyAnnoyed