British Humour: What's the difference between a south London football supporter and a plasterer?
One's a Millwall fan, the other's a fill-wall man.
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British Humour: I don’t understand my wife.
First she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!”
And now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden!
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British Humour: Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
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British Wisdom: The main thing that you have to remember on this journey is, just be nice to everyone and always smile. - Ed Sheeran
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British Humor: Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind . . . it’s tearable.
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British Humour: My best friend just told me she doesn’t like Lord of the Rings, but she definitely doesn’t know what she’s Tolkien about.
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British Humour: As I was leaving the art museum, I got arrested for stealing a painting. I found it strange, because earlier when I asked the guide if I could take a picture, he said, yes!
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British Humor: What do gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets!
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British Humour: „An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.“ Agatha Christie
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British Humor: If they were going to make a British food version of „Game Of Thrones“, they’d name it „Game Of Scones“.
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British Humor: Just recently, a multi-year project to renovate and restore London's historic landmark Big Ben was completed.
They had men working around the clock.
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British Humour: What is a clinical trial done in October called?
A trick or treatment.
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British Humour I was planning on doing some knitting. But I will knot.
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British Humour: I tried to start a taxi business, but it just didn’t have the drive I expected.
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British Humour: Where is a place where January comes after February and December comes before September.
In the dictionary.
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British Humour: I love summer in the UK. My favourite day of the year.
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British Humor: What do you do with 100 peaches?
You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't.
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British Humor: What do you call a waiting line of little girls' dolls? A Barbie-queue.
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British Humour: What does a policeman have with his whisky? Just ice.
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British Humor: What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic? Alpaca lunch!
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British Humour: What crisps never take cabs when in London? Walkers!
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British Humour: What do you call strawberries playing guitars? A strawberry jam session!
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Olivia Colman ermittelt als Agentin des „Department of National Treasures“ – und nimmt Crumpets mit britischem Humor genau unter die Lupe.
youtu.be/Wys1yNsm2B8
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British Humour: What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?
Spring-time.
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British Humour: King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did.
Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.
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British Humour: I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts.
Now I’m doing just fine.
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British Humor: My father is a bus driver that circles Big Ben in London. He works around the clock.
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British Humor: „Where do you find love in a grocery store?“ „Aisle B… there for you.“
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British Humour: My grandfather said: if one door is closing - another will be open. Wise man, but terrible cupboard-maker!
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