British Humour: As I was leaving the art museum, I got arrested for stealing a painting. I found it strange, because earlier when I asked the guide if I could take a picture, he said, yes!

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British Humour: „An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.“ Agatha Christie
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British Humour: What is a clinical trial done in October called?
A trick or treatment.
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British Humour I was planning on doing some knitting. But I will knot.
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British Humour: I tried to start a taxi business, but it just didn’t have the drive I expected.
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British Humour: Where is a place where January comes after February and December comes before September.
In the dictionary.
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British Humor: What do you do with 100 peaches?
You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't.
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British Humor: What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

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British Humour: What do you call strawberries playing guitars? A strawberry jam session!
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British Humour: I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts.
Now I’m doing just fine.
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