If you observed Lent last year, but you're not doing it this year, you're relentless.
I don't make the rules. That's just how English works.
#englishisweird
Noone:
My brain: is it im-pet-us or imp-eh-tus? Have I been saying it wrong all these years? Im-pet-us? Imp-eh-tus?
*Looks it up* Imp-eh-tus. Cool. I was right.
30 seconds later...
My brain: Wait. Why do impetus and impotence sound the same?
#showerthoughts #englishisweird
Do you know where phrase “ham-handed” comes from?
#ham #englishisweird #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books
Vzhledem k tomu, že je to angličtina, tak to bude "aunt Matilda" nebo něco podobně intuitivního. #englishIsWeird
Do you stumble on in to vs into?
#englishisweird #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books
What a splendiferous #etymology! Music accompanying libations?! And see more at "spouse"??
I bet @susiedentwords.bsky.social would have great stuff to say
#WordNerds #EnglishIsWeird #spondee
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
Yeah, fuch the fuchsia spellers.
What other word spellings make no damn sense?
#englishisweird #englishlanguage #spelling #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books
#EnglishisWeird
Sound the same, spelled differently.
Slay - As in to slay a dragon
Sleigh - As in “One horse open sleigh”
#EnglishisWeird
Same spellin, different meaning.
Does- As in accomplishes something
Does- Plural for Doe, a female deer.
#EnglishisWeird
Sounds the same, different spelling and different meanings.
Rain-as in water falling from the clouds
Rein-as in slow something down (rein a horse in)
Reign-to rule, as in what a king/queen does. Also, how long a king/queen rule.
#EnglishisWeird
Read- as in “to read a book”
Read- as in “I read this book yesterday “
Same spelling, different tense.
English is what happens when the Vikings learn Latin and use it to shout at Germans and then the French shout back. #history #language #EnglishIsWeird
Why in God's name do Americans put punctuation inside quotation marks? IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Like:
Maria said, "This is important," and I panicked -- no clue what to say or where the period should go!
#EnglishLanguage #Grammar #Punctuation #EnglishIsWeird #Writing #MakeItMakeSense
#EnglishIsWeird
Used to, pronounced with an ess, means was.
Used to, pronounced with a zee, means utilized.
I am so fucking over this cold! Unfortunately, I'm not over this cold yet.
#EnglishIsWeird
Ever notice English has no single word for "the day after tomorrow"?
Meanwhile, German’s out here like: "übermorgen."
Japanese? "asatte."
But English? We said, "Nah, let's suffer through 7 syllables every time."
#LanguageProblems #EnglishIsWeird #WhyUseOneWordWhenYouCanUseSeven
Henry Kissinger is cool... now, at least.
This is why I don't usually believe in absolutes, but yours I will give a lot of latitude.
Attitude: Double T
Latitude: Single T
#EnglishIsWeird
Pasific Osh*ean… who approved this language?? 😂
#EnglishIsWeird #MindBlown #WordNerd #PacificOcean #WhyLikeThis
There’s A LOT of valid points by this young lady 🤣🤣🤣 Words are weird!
#English #EnglishIsWeird
If someone is describing something, which of these indicates a more negative reaction?
"This thing was not good"
"This thing was not very good"
#EnglishIsWeird
More evidence that english is 5 languages in a trenchcoat.
Don't illude me, or I might elude you while I allude to snow leopards.
#WTF #EnglishIsWeird #language
When alphabetizing...
- "After" is before "Before"
- "End" is before "Finish"
- "Finish" is before "Start"
- "Fall" is before "Spring"
- "Afternoon" is before "Morning"
#EnglishIsWeird
(I know these are minor, but they're annoyances to keep in mind when looking at sorted data)
According to Merriam Webster, backyard is one word, while front yard is two. Why? #EnglishIsWeird
I'm so glad I have smart friends.
#englishisweird #grammar #englishfacts #spelling #wrongwords #facts #todayilearned #today #todayyearsold #didyouknow #til #howthehell #howthehelldidinotknowthat #booktok #triviachallenge
The word "series" -- which means having multiple things -- doesn't have a plural.
#EnglishIsWeird
I'm not sure how, or if, they work in other languages but my instinct is that for full effect, crossword puzzles need to be in a language which is the equivalent of three raccoons in a trenchcoat.
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#WTHenglish
#englishisweird
#crosswords
Think of it like the opinion-size-quality-shape-age-color-origin-material-type-purpose adjective ordering rule. #englishisweird