Cheddar squats low, looking up at the camera with a sad expression.

Why mama, why?
Why yoo putting my toys
Into deez bokses?

Why mama, why?
Why yoo say sum for later
And sum for donate?

Why mama, why?
Wen dey all be mine
And shud be all out?

#MamaSesSheSortingAndKleening #ISesSheWekkingAndSteeling #DatNotHowItGos #DemToysBeMine #FinComeForNoms

Cheddar lies across a cat bed, looking downward with a concerned look on his face.

Mama still sicky
And feeling all icky
She coff and she sneez
All nite long

All hurty, her hed
As she lies in her bed
I cuddle to kure
All dats wong

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSicky #ITakeCareOfHer #MiteNotHartOrWeply #FinComeForNoms

#FinComeForNoms!!!! YAY!

Action-shot of Cheddar and Figgy wrestling on the cat tree. They have their arms around each other, as figgy bites Cheddar on the head and Cheddar bites Figgy on the neck.

As sunbeam wakes
Outside be cold
Da birdies kwiet
But I keeps wach

Figgy comes
I wessles him!
On top da twee
We bite and bop

He bites my hed
I bites his nek
Den he gibs up
I always win

#WeBoffWachOutsideForBirdiesAfter #ItLotsColdOutside #FinComeForNoms

Skwishy fishy!
Skwishy fishy!
Bounce and skweek
I skwish da fishy!

Figgy wach me
Skwishy fishy
But skwish fish
He not be shur

#DisBeViddyoButBluSkyNotLetMePostyViddyo #SoIPostyPikchurInsted
#SkwishyFishy #FiggyWantsToSkwishDaFishy #FiggyNotWannaHurtDaFishy #FiggySilly #FinComeForNoms