Cheddar squats low, looking up at the camera with a sad expression.

Why mama, why?
Why yoo putting my toys
Into deez bokses?

Why mama, why?
Why yoo say sum for later
And sum for donate?

Why mama, why?
Wen dey all be mine
And shud be all out?

#MamaSesSheSortingAndKleening #ISesSheWekkingAndSteeling #DatNotHowItGos #DemToysBeMine #FinComeForNoms

Cheddar is wearing a crochet sweater with orange, green, and white stripes, along with a big green bow tie. He is sitting and looking upwards. To his right, Figgy is stepping into the frame of the photo.

I wear my nice swetter and bow
All gween for da day, I come show
Den Figgy, he sees
And he fotobum mes
It not nice but dat Figgy not noe!

#CheddarPoetry #Limmywik #StPaddysDay #StPatricksDay #GweenDay #Fotobum #FiggyNotNoesHowToPose #DatNotHowItGos #FinNotCome

Cheddar sits off to the left of the photo, watching Figgy. Figgy is sprawled on the floor, resting his head on the ipaw where the painting game is playing.

I teech Fig da paynting game
But he not bery good
He jus lies to wach da mouse,
And not paynt like he shud!

Silly Figgy rolls awound
And sings da mouse a song
On da ipaw he den wests
He play da game all wong!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #DatNotHowItGos #FinNotCome