Figgy stands on the wide branch of a tree, with the thick trunk behind him. He is facing left and his mouth is partly open, making it look like he is happily singing.

Da Figgy bad, he runned away
From mama bery fast
He run and run and run until
Two houses he go past

At da fird, he found a twee
He clime up fast and pwoud
Den da mama skooped him up
Cuz dere he not allowed

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyGotInTrubble #IBeGoodBoy #FiggyBad #FinNotCome

Cheddar sits on the sidewalk, looking towards the left. On his left side, his shadow, a silhouette of his head, can be seen.

Shadow kitty copys me
Follows me
As sunbeam shines

Ware I go
Is ware he gos
He stays lots close
His paws wif mine

But wen I go
Beneef da twee
He dissypeers
Into da shade

#ShadowKitty #FinNotCome

Closeup of Cheddar as he's about to take a bite of a small remaining piece of sandwich being held by his mama.

Mama gots a sammich
And I wants to hab sum too
Firs I kwall onto her lap
And den I start to mew

I forget my manners
And I twy to kwikly gwab
Mama makes me wait and wait
And den a peese I hab

#CheddarPoetry #Sammich #ILikesSammich #DisSammichNeedsHam #WhyDereNoHam #FinNotCome

Cheddar walks towards the camera, with a serious expression, pretending that he's a fierce lion.

I is a lion
Stwong and fearse
Hunting
Inbizzybil
My pwey dos not see

Slowly I stok
Kwietly I step
Den I run up to mama
And gib her a kiss

#IFearseButSweet #FinNotCome

Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps in the blankets.

Mama's hed is hurty
So jus dis will be my post
I gonna purr and cuddle
Cuz I luvs my mama most

#CheddarPoetry #hurtyHed #MiteNotHartOrWeply #ITakeCareOfMama #FinNotCome

A closeup of Cheddar as he lies on the floor, looking up at the camera with big eyes.

My mama gibs me cuddles
And she comes wen I go mew
My mama gibs me nummy noms
And den she steels my poo

My mama sabed me long ago
A hewo wat she be
I luvs her lots, wif all my hart
And she belongs to me

#CheddarPoetry #MothersDay #MamasDay #ILuvsMyMama #BitesMeanLuv #FinNotCome

A closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps, all curled up.

Mama had a hurty hed
I cuddled up to care
In da morn, we boff waked up
Wif smoke all in air

Forwest fires, far away
Dey blowed da smoke all heer
Closing all da windows
Mama ses no need for fear

#CheddarPoetry #StinkySmoky #HurtyHed #MamaSesNoOutsideToday #NoFair #FinNotCome

A tiny baby Figgy sits and looks up at the camera. He is licking his lips and his chin is covered in milk.

It alreddy be one year
Sints Figgy firs be found
Teeny, tiny, all alone
He maked a skweeky sound

Altho at firs I not be shur
We soon began to play
He became my brudder
And foreber he now stay

#CheddarPoetry #GotchaDay #Figgy #TinyBaby #LiddleBrudder #HeBeJus295gwams #FinNotCome

Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps in his plush hammock bed. His arm is tucked under his chin, and the sun is shining brightly on his head.

Sunbeam be shining on my hed
As I be sleeping in
My favrit hammik bed
Earlwee in da morn
As I dweaming bout da sunbeam
Shining warmly
Peesefully
As da happy fills me

#Parrydee #Sundwops #Sunbeam #SunPuddle #HappyNappy #FinNotCome

Cheddar's bottom half is on the left side of the photo, standing with his tail moving. Close to his derrière, Figgy sits in a bed with an unimpressed expression on his face.

Figgy tolded mama
Dat I farted on his hed
I sed, Figgy, dat not twue
Cuz yoo alive, not ded!

#CheddarPoetry #INotTooted #FinNotCome

Cheddar sits in front of a shrub that has yet to leaf out. His head is turned to the left and his mouth is open as he is about to barf.

I had sum gwass
And it be yum
But den unhappy
Was my tum

I start to hak
My tummy shout
And den I blek
Da gwass bak out

#CheddarPoetry #DisFirstestTimeIBlekGwass #INotLikeBlek #INeedCuddleFromMamaAfter #FinNotCome

Figgy sits in a box. To his left is a pink faux fur mat. He is looking up towards the camera with big eyes.

Hidey boks
Wif kwinkle paypurr
Figgy plays
He ses it hous

Down da hall
He push it far
In kichin
Ware it gos

Den da Fig
He add a wug
His hous,
He dekorate

#SillyFiggy #Boks #HePutWugInBoks #DenHeWessleAndBiteDaWug #FinNotCome

Closeup of Cheddar's face as he sleeps.

Mama gots a hurty hed
And dat not nice
It not be fair

She no fun, she gots to west
I cuddles cuddle
She in my care

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #IMakesShurFiggyBehabe #MiteNotHartOrWeply #FinNotCome

Cheddar sits, facing leftward, while looking towards the camera. He is covered in dirt.

Roll in dirt and put on paynt
Furroshis now, all kleen I aynt
Da mama shakes her hed at me
She ses all filff is wat I be

And den she asks me how I heers
Wen dirt be filled up in my ears
Dat silly mama, not she noe
Dat paynt must be from hed to toe!

#CheddarPoetry #FinNotCome

Chewy sits elegantly, wearing a pink ruffle bib, and looking off to the upper left.

It be Chewy's birdie day
She's habing tee and cake
I will be da bestest boy
No tee cups I will bwake

She be turning twelb years old
Her pawtee be all day
Wen yoo come, yoo must wear hat
Or yoo be turned away

#CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #TeePawtee #IPwomiseNotToPounce #FinNotCome

Closeup of Cheddar as he sits low on the floor, looking somewhat upward with his mouth open, making it look like he's talking.

Look at da callyder
Wat dos it say?
It ses gib me ham
Cuz it be hammy day!

Gib me a slice
And den gib me sum mor
Fill up my tummy
Yoo must not ignor!

#CheddarPoetry #HamDay #NationalHamDay #NationalGlazedSpiralHamDay #GibMeAllDaHam #ILuvsHam #FinNotCome

Figgy sits and poses while wearing a white collar and a blue stripped tie. His mouth is slightly open as he looks at the camera with big eyes.

Reddy for a day of fun?
Cuz Figgy now be big boy one!
His firstest birdie day it be
He run awound eksitedly

But he not shur jus wat it mean
So all he dos is play and sing
Dat silly Fig, but I will show
And maybe den he gonna noe

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BirdieDay #FinNotCome

Closeup of Figgy as he lies beside the sink. His front arms are stretched out and his eyes are closed. He looks content as the sun shines in on him.

Silly Figgy plays in sink
Silly Figgy dwinks from bol
Silly Figgy sits beside
Silly Figgy baffs in sun
Silly Figgy stweches out
Silly Figgy has a nap

#SillyFiggy #SunbeamPuddle #HeAlwaysPlayingInDaSink #HeHabNappyDere #MamaStillLotsTired #FinNotCome

Cheddar poses, wearing soft white bunny ears with pink centres. He's looking at the camera with his mouth slightly open.

I's a bunny, cute and sweet
I liks yor noz, I bites yor feet
And if yoo's good, I makes to eat
A poopy chokwit bunny tweat!

#CheddarPoetry #Easter #EasterSunday #EasterBunny #ItPoopyNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsDaPoopy #FinNotCome

Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with a curious expression on his face.

I tells Figgy da bunny be coming
He go to da window
He sings unny unny

I tells him not yet, dat he still has to wait
He ses he see bunny
He sings unny unny

I ses dat not him, I ses easter bunny!
He has a confooze
As he sings dat da unny

#SillyFiggy #FinNotCome #MamaNeedsWest

Cheddar sits and looks up at the camera, with a thoughtful expression.

Mama okay
She jus needs lots mor west
No pooter for mama
Jus cuddles, dats best

Yoo not has to worry
But my posts will be less
I take care of mama
And makes shur dere no stwess

#CheddarPoetry #MiteNotPostyTomoro #MiteNotHartOrWeply #MamaNeedsWest #Catcushin #FinNotCome

Figgy lies in a large planter that has had a lot of soil removed. He is looking upwards, with a happy expression.

Mama digs out pwetty roks
Fwom in da planty pot
Sum of dem has pee on dem
But pee from me, dere not

Figgy comes, he wants to halp
He starts to dig awound
As he digs, he kikky kiks
And dirt flys on da gwound

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyMakedBigMess #IBehindOnHartsAndWeplys #FinNotCome

Viewed from above, Cheddar is sprawled out, with his arms stretched out in front of him. He is partially outside of a blanket, while the bottom half of him, partly out of view of the camera, is under the blanket.

If I lie on mama,
If I lie on her jus so
Den da mama cannot moob
Da mama cannot go

If I lie on mama
Den she has to stay wif me
It not eben matter
If she gots to make a pee

#CheddarPoetry #MamaNeedsWest #FinNotCome

Cheddar stands, facing leftward, looking fierce as he looks off into the distance. He is covered in dirt, with most of it on his left cheek and arm.

Sunbeam all warm
And all bwite for da day
We all go outside
And we all go to play

Into da dirt
I go roll and I roll
Until I is cubbered
My fur be all full

#CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #FiggyTwiedRollingToo #HeOnlyGetLeefsOnHim #FinNotCome

Cheddar is wearing a crochet sweater with orange, green, and white stripes, along with a big green bow tie. He is sitting and looking upwards. To his right, Figgy is stepping into the frame of the photo.

I wear my nice swetter and bow
All gween for da day, I come show
Den Figgy, he sees
And he fotobum mes
It not nice but dat Figgy not noe!

#CheddarPoetry #Limmywik #StPaddysDay #StPatricksDay #GweenDay #Fotobum #FiggyNotNoesHowToPose #DatNotHowItGos #FinNotCome

cheddar looks up at the camera with his eyes somewhat squinted and a suspicious and unimpressed expression on his face.

Mama ses dat pi be skware
But nummy pi be round!
I asks mama ware my pi,
But no pi can be found

Mama ses fwee poynt one for
But numburs, dey not pi
She jus makes me all confoozed
And I dos not noe why!

#CheddarPoetry #PiDay #IWantMyPi #WareMyPi #GimmeMyPi #FinNotCome

Cheddar sits in the saddle-shaped tier of the cat tree, facing towards the camera. Figgy is hopping over him, about to jump down.

Fig jump up
And so did me
We boff hop up
Into da twee

We sit and share
Not wunts we bop
Like liddle fwogs
We leep and hop

#CheddarPoetry #HoppyFwoggyGame #FinNotCome

Cheddar sits to the right and Figgy to the left. They are tilting their heads upward towards the camera, looking cute yet serious.

Yallo paynt go in da tway
Yallo paynt go on da wall
Yallo paynt go on da Sock
Yallo paynt da Figgy paws
Yallo paynt gibs me a stwipe
Yallo paynt get eberyware

#MamaWipeyMyStwipeOff #ILikedMyStwipe #IStillGotsAYalloSpot #WeIsAllGoodHalpers #FinNotCome #MamaGotsWorry

Figgy sits on the top of a cardboard castle, looking upwards towards the wall that's just beyond the camera. His eyes are wide with curiosity.

Figgy has a kurryus
As paynt gos on da wall
On da cassle he climes up
So dat he can be tall

He wach lots den hoppys down
And runs rite up to me
Gibbing me a full weport
On all dat he did see

#CheddarPoetry #MamaPayntingDaKichin #WeAllHalp #IGoInspekAllDaWalls #FinNotCome

Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps inside his heated cat cave bed. His head is sticking out and resting on the front rim of the bed and his eyes are closed.

In my cave of warm
After a long day
Purring, sleeping
In da cozy soft

#FinNotCome