Cheddar sits and looks up to the camera. He has a sad and remorseful expression.

I has sorwy
Pleez no mad
I be good boy
I not bad

I noe I shud not
Pee on flor
I pwomise not to
Do no mor

#CheddarPoetry #MamaFindedMyNewPeeSpot #SheAskIfISicky #INotSicky #IJusPeeDere #MamaSesNoPeeInHerRoom #IWubOnHerAndPurr #IFinkFiggyTaddilled #OrMaybeChewy #IBeGoodBoy

Cheddar, on the right, is wearing a green christmas tie with a white collar. His head is turned back as the small christmas tree sitting beside him falls off the perch he is on. Behind him, to the left, Figgy sits on the higher tier of the cat tree, with his paw moving fast after swatting the tree, making it fall.

I's posing for mama
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly

My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing

#CheddarPoetry #CatmissEeb #MyPikchurWekked #SillyFiggy #NottyFiggy #IBeGoodBoy

Figgy stands on the sloping trunk of a tree, looking slightly upwards to the left, with a smile on his face.

Silly Figgy climes da twee
Up and down
Up and down

Mama ses he be like me
Up and down
Up and down

She pulls her hair out payshintly
Up and down
Up and down

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSesHeAsBadAsMe #ButINotBad #IBeGoodBoy #StillNoFin

Figgy stands on the wide branch of a tree, with the thick trunk behind him. He is facing left and his mouth is partly open, making it look like he is happily singing.

Da Figgy bad, he runned away
From mama bery fast
He run and run and run until
Two houses he go past

At da fird, he found a twee
He clime up fast and pwoud
Den da mama skooped him up
Cuz dere he not allowed

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyGotInTrubble #IBeGoodBoy #FiggyBad #FinNotCome