Flat Toni, a cutout of Toni Anita Hull from the podcast “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone,” is taped to a rusted robot sculpture in a recycling area in Humacao, Puerto Rico. Shopping carts and empty soda bottles surround the figure under a metal canopy. Flat Toni, un recorte de Toni Anita Hull del podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, está pegá con tape a una escultura de robot oxidá en un área de reciclaje en Humacao, Puerto Rico. Alrededor hay carritos de compra viejos y botellas vacías de refresco bajo una estructura de zinc.

Flat Toni is good at recycling, even though it’s hard to find an open recycling center.
#FlatToni #shoppingcart #recycle #PuertoRico

Flat Toni cutout with Toni Anita Hull’s face lies between a silver car and a concrete wall on the stained floor of a parking garage at Clínica las Américas in San Juan.

It can’t always be fun :)
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In this vivid daytime photo, a cardboard cutout of Flat Toni from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is attached to a chain-link fence woven with green vines, white blossoms, and dried seed pods. Behind her rises a rusted steel truss bridge—a striking relic of Puerto Rico’s once-thriving sugarcane rail network. The weathered structure stands in stark contrast to the vibrant blue sky, flecked with puffy white clouds. The scene is captured near Río Blanco in the municipality of Naguabo, a lush region known for its mountainous terrain and historic agricultural activity. The photograph blends lighthearted humor with the quiet dignity of rural infrastructure that has outlasted its industrial era.

Flat Toni will be visiting as many antique railway bridges as possible in her journeys around and about Puerto Rico :)
#FlatToni #NLTPP

The photo captures a red octagonal stop sign (“PARE” in Spanish) prominently in the foreground, slightly tilted to the right. Perched atop the sign is a small paper cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” featuring the smiling face of Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. Flat Toni wears a black shirt with the podcast logo printed across the chest. In the background, a moderately busy street scene unfolds along Carretera 3 at El Malecón de Naguabo, Puerto Rico — the main coastal highway on the east side of the island. Colorful, weathered buildings painted in pastel greens, blues, and whites line the roadway, and a silver car is seen approaching from the left. The pavement appears damp, suggesting recent rain. Despite the worn look of the buildings, the area is active, serving as a key thoroughfare for both local and tourist traffic.

¡Pare! Okay :)
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This image shows a humorous paper cutout of Flat Toni, representing Toni Anita Hull from Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, placed in a scenic, mountainous location in Naguabo, Puerto Rico. Flat Toni’s shirt includes the podcast’s tagline, and her expression adds a playful contrast to the rich natural beauty of the tropical hills and distant El Yunque mountains. Puffy clouds float above the horizon, adding texture to the clear Caribbean sky.

Flat Toni is in to El Yunque.
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A handmade cutout figure known as “Flat Toni” is placed in front of a Subway promotional sign for “Las Cremitas.” The figure has outstretched arms, wears a black shirt with the text “Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone,” blue pants, and red sneakers. Instead of a drawn face, the cutout features a pasted photograph of Toni Anita Hull from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The background advertisement showcases a blue and yellow gradient design with images of oatmeal and cream of wheat. The setting is inside a Subway restaurant in Humacao, Puerto Rico.

Desayuno :)
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This image features Flat Toni, a paper cutout representing Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has an illustrated body with arms spread wide and a real photograph of Toni Anita Hull’s face attached. The shirt bears the text: “Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.” The background is a solid yellow with a whimsical depiction of eyeglasses created using two large cucumber slices, with green stems forming the bridge and arms of the glasses. The photo was taken on February 28 at a Subway restaurant in Humacao, Puerto Rico.

Stay hydrated :) Flat Toni found some cucumber espejuelos at Subway in Humacao, Puerto Rico.
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The image showcases a lush tropical setting with a red ginger plant (Alpinia purpurata) in the foreground, featuring broad, glossy green leaves with yellow edges and a striking red inflorescence. Among the foliage, a paper cutout figure known as “Flat Toni” from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is positioned on one of the leaves. Flat Toni features the printed face of Toni Anita Hull, a personality on the podcast, with outstretched cartoon-like arms and legs. The figure wears a black shirt with white text that reads, “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone,” blue pants, and red shoes. In the background, a wooden sign painted in blue and yellow reads “Conecta con la Naturaleza” (Connect with Nature) and is nailed to a tree, blending into the dense greenery. The ground is covered in grass, and additional tropical plants with red flowers are visible throughout. The location, Charco Frío in Ceiba, Puerto Rico, is a popular natural swimming spot known for its clear waters and lush vegetation.

The image features a handmade paper cutout of a character known as “Flat Toni” from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has a printed face of Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the podcast, attached to a stylized cartoon-like body. The body is dressed in a black suit with white accents, and the shirt has printed text that reads: “Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.” The cutout is positioned outdoors, nestled within the textured bark and vibrant green leaves of a tree. The tree trunk is covered in small, lush green ferns and other epiphytic plants. Sunlight filters through the surrounding dense foliage, creating a dappled lighting effect. The background consists of thick, tropical vegetation with large, broad leaves. The environment suggests a lush, tropical setting, aligning with the known location of Charco Frío in Puerto Rico, a popular natural swimming spot surrounded by rainforest. The placement of “Flat Toni” within the tree, with arms outstretched and feet resting on the bark, creates a playful contrast between the paper cutout and the natural environment.

Flat Toni went camping at Charco Frío. Unfortunately this was the last time we saw Flat Toni as she was not there when I came back for her the next day.

#FlatToni #PuertoRico

This photograph features a colorful mural in Naguabo, Puerto Rico, with the words “I ❤️ Naguabo” prominently displayed. The mural showcases vibrant artwork, including elements such as the Puerto Rican flag, tropical leaves, and a seashell, reflecting the coastal and cultural identity of the region. The mural is painted on a concrete wall, with a metal fence and lush green foliage in the background. In the foreground, a Flat Toni cutout—associated with the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone—is held up to the camera. The paper figure has an illustrated body with outstretched arms, wearing a black shirt with a white label that reads, “Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.” The head of the cutout features a photograph of a woman with short brown hair and an expression of surprise or curiosity. The photograph was taken at Playa La Fanduca in Húcares, Naguabo, Puerto Rico (coordinates: 18.18481° N, 65.70718° W). The image has a slightly blurred background due to a shallow depth of field, emphasizing the Flat Toni cutout as the main subject.

Flat Toni ❤️s Naguabo :)

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The image features a small handmade wooden sign nailed to a tree in a lush, tropical forest near a rocky river. The sign is painted in bright colors, with the words “CONECTA CON LA NATURALEZA” written in a mix of blue, yellow, and white, meaning “Connect with Nature” in Spanish. The sign has a rustic, weathered look, and the letters appear hand-painted in an artistic, freehand style. Above the sign, a paper cutout figure known as Flat Toni is attached to the tree. Flat Toni is a representation of Toni Anita Hull from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has an image of Toni’s face with a cartoon-like body wearing a dark-colored shirt with a name tag, blue jeans, and red shoes. The arms are spread wide. The setting is Charco Frío, a well-known natural swimming spot in Ceiba, Puerto Rico. The background showcases dense tropical vegetation, including large-leafed plants and trees. A gently flowing river with clear water and scattered rocks runs through the scene. The sky is not visible, but the lighting suggests an overcast or partly cloudy day.

Flat Toni is connecting with nature at Charco Frio.
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The four photos feature a printed cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” inspired by the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has a paper body with outstretched arms, a digitally added photograph of a woman’s face with an expressive, surprised expression, and a black shirt with white text reading: “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” Each photo captures Flat Toni placed among vibrant bougainvillea flowers in different shades—pink, magenta, deep red, and golden yellow—set against lush greenery, a rustic fence, and rolling hills in the background. The natural lighting in the images highlights the textures of the flowers, leaves, and surrounding landscape. These photos were taken in Húcares, Puerto Rico, on March 13, 2025.

The four photos feature a printed cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” inspired by the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has a paper body with outstretched arms, a digitally added photograph of a woman’s face with an expressive, surprised expression, and a black shirt with white text reading: “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” Each photo captures Flat Toni placed among vibrant bougainvillea flowers in different shades—pink, magenta, deep red, and golden yellow—set against lush greenery, a rustic fence, and rolling hills in the background. The natural lighting in the images highlights the textures of the flowers, leaves, and surrounding landscape. These photos were taken in Húcares, Puerto Rico, on March 13, 2025.

The four photos feature a printed cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” inspired by the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has a paper body with outstretched arms, a digitally added photograph of a woman’s face with an expressive, surprised expression, and a black shirt with white text reading: “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” Each photo captures Flat Toni placed among vibrant bougainvillea flowers in different shades—pink, magenta, deep red, and golden yellow—set against lush greenery, a rustic fence, and rolling hills in the background. The natural lighting in the images highlights the textures of the flowers, leaves, and surrounding landscape. These photos were taken in Húcares, Puerto Rico, on March 13, 2025.

The four photos feature a printed cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” inspired by the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has a paper body with outstretched arms, a digitally added photograph of a woman’s face with an expressive, surprised expression, and a black shirt with white text reading: “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” Each photo captures Flat Toni placed among vibrant bougainvillea flowers in different shades—pink, magenta, deep red, and golden yellow—set against lush greenery, a rustic fence, and rolling hills in the background. The natural lighting in the images highlights the textures of the flowers, leaves, and surrounding landscape. These photos were taken in Húcares, Puerto Rico, on March 13, 2025.

Does anyone know if Flat Toni has a favorite color? Is it the same favorite color of not flat Toni?
#FlatToni #PuertoRico
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A photograph of a white A-frame signboard for “Librería ICP” (ICP Bookstore), positioned on a stone-paved sidewalk in Old San Juan, Puerto Rico, near Iglesia de San José. The blue sign provides bilingual information about the bookstore’s offerings, including books, music, magazines, arts and crafts, medals, and documentaries. Each category is accompanied by a small representative image. At the base of the sign, a small, handmade paper cutout figure with the face of Toni Anita Hull from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, wearing a black shirt, blue jeans, and red shoes, leans against it. The sign includes the website URL: https://tienda.icp.gobierno.pr/.

¡Una librería! A book store in Old San Juan, Puerto Rico.
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Photo Analysis and Detailed Description: This photograph captures a light blue Moke vehicle parked on a grassy field under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. The vehicle has a distinctive retro design with round headlights, a white grille, and a simple, boxy frame. The word “MOKE” is prominently displayed on the front of the vehicle in black capital letters. A laminated cutout figure, known as “Flat Toni,” is placed on the windshield in front of the driver’s seat. “Flat Toni” is a representation of Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has arms outstretched and appears to be wearing a dark-colored top with a lighter-colored design on the front. In the background, a grassy hill slopes upward, with a person walking in the distance. There is a white tent and a fenced area further up the hill, suggesting an event or gathering. The sunlight casts strong shadows, indicating that the photo was taken in the late afternoon or early evening.

Hey, look, it’s a Moke. Flat Toni seemed very excited about it. We found it at Palmas Academy in Humacao, PR.
#FlatToni #NLTPP

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A woman with shoulder-length, wavy brown hair and light skin is smiling at the camera. She is wearing a white polo shirt embroidered with the Norwegian Cruise Line logo on the left side of her chest. She is also wearing clear-framed glasses. In her right hand, she holds a cutout figure known as Flat Toni, which features a printed photo of Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the comedy podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has a cartoonish paper body dressed in a black shirt with white text, blue pants, and red shoes. The text on the shirt reads “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” Behind her, a large Norwegian Cruise Line ship is docked in the harbor. The ship’s bow features a distinctive curved, wave-like design in shades of blue and white. A chain-link fence in the foreground partially obstructs the view of the vessel. While the exact name of the ship is not fully clear, the design is characteristic of ships in Norwegian’s fleet, possibly from the Prima-class or Breakaway Plus-class series. The visible portion of the hull includes purple and blue swooping patterns, which may help identify the specific ship. The setting appears to be a cruise port in San Juan, Puerto Rico, indicated by the tropical sky, the large cruise terminal, and the uniform of the cruise line employee. The inclusion of Flat Toni in the photo connects it to the Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone podcast, suggesting that the cutout is being taken on a travel adventure as part of a fan-driven project.

We found you a cruise, Toni :)
#FlatToni #NLTPP #PuertoRico
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This is a vibrant, sunlit photograph featuring three smiling individuals posing on a balcony or terrace with a breathtaking view of the turquoise ocean waters of Húcares, Puerto Rico. The bright blue sky is speckled with fluffy white clouds, and distant green mountains can be seen on the horizon. The railing of the balcony runs diagonally across the image, leading to a red-roofed building nestled among lush greenery in the background. The three people in the foreground are posing happily for the camera. The woman in the center wears a gray Star Wars T-shirt, smiles broadly, and holds up a peace sign with her right hand. To her left, a young woman in a black hat, white crop top, and distressed jeans holds a “Flat Toni” cutout—a printed and laminated paper figure of a woman wearing a blue shirt with “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” printed on it, red pants, and black shoes. The third person, partially behind them, wears a black outfit with a red top peeking through and playfully pouts toward the camera. The Flat Toni cutout, a reference to the comedy podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, adds a humorous and unique element to the image, highlighting the group’s shared enjoyment of the show. The natural lighting is bright and clear, illuminating the subjects’ faces and casting soft shadows.

Flat Toni hanging with new friends in Húcares, Naguabo, Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni
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The image depicts a recycling facility in Humacao, Puerto Rico, with an industrial, open-air structure featuring metal beams and a roof. The ground is covered in discarded cardboard and other waste materials. Large white sacks filled with recyclables are visible in the background, along with a blue truck and black trash bins. The sky is partially cloudy. A small paper cutout known as “Flat Toni,” associated with the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, is positioned against a metal pole in the foreground. The cutout has a printed photo of a woman’s face attached to a cartoon-like body wearing a black shirt with text, blue pants, and red sneakers. The arms are outstretched. The environment appears cluttered, with flattened and torn cardboard boxes strewn across the wet or stained pavement, suggesting recent rain or industrial activity.

Recycling day ♻️ Humacao, Puerto Rico
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This image captures the entrance of Servicios Veterinarios de Ceiba, a veterinary clinic in Ceiba, Puerto Rico. The storefront features a large window covered with promotional signage. Two circular images of dogs are prominently displayed: the upper image shows a black and tan mixed-breed dog smiling, while the lower image features a light-colored dog with a pink bandana covered in white paw prints. The clinic’s name, Dr. Yan F. Vélez Montalvo, contact numbers, and a QR code for more information are also visible. A small Flat Toni cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is placed on the window ledge. The background consists of reflections on the glass, and the bright sunlight casts shadows on the storefront.

She complied :)
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The image shows a young black and white puppy with floppy ears and a white patch on its chest, lying on a car seat with black fabric upholstery. The puppy has a black and pink patterned collar and appears curious as it gently bites the arm of a paper cutout figure. The cutout is a printed, flat representation of a person wearing a black T-shirt that reads “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” in blue and white text, along with blue pants and red shoes. The head of the cutout features a photograph of a woman with short brown hair, looking slightly surprised or concerned. The setting appears to be inside a vehicle, as indicated by the seatbelt visible in the background. The photo was taken on March 4, 2025, at the location Servicios Veterinarios de Ceiba in Ceiba, Puerto Rico.

This morning’s passenger is Carmi who is going to the vet for her first time. It’s clear that she needs Flat Toni to go with her.
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This photo, taken on March 4, 2025, at Seven Seas Beach in Las Croabas, Fajardo, Puerto Rico, features a smiling couple standing near the shore with the ocean behind them. The man is wearing a “Dungeons & Dragons” T-shirt, while the woman, holding “Flat Toni,” is wearing an olive-green top, floral shorts, and a colorful crossbody bag. The scene is set against the backdrop of calm Caribbean waters, a distant landmass, and a sky dotted with clouds. The warm, tropical climate is characteristic of Puerto Rico, a Caribbean island known for its beautiful beaches and lush landscapes.

New friends from DC at Seven Seas in Puerto Rico. It’s warmer here than it is in DC, just to state the obvious :-P
#FlatToni #NLTPP #PuertoRico
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The image is taken from the driver’s perspective inside a car, capturing both the dashboard and the view outside through the windshield. The main subject hanging from the rearview mirror is an unlaminated cardboard cutout of Toni Anita Hull, known as Flat Toni from Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout features her smiling face, outstretched arms, and blue overalls with a black shirt that has the text “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” printed on it. It is attached to the mirror by a beaded chain. On the dashboard, a small pink Volkswagen Beetle toy named Sandy sits near the base of the display screen. Next to it, a Volkswagen Bus keychain hangs, adding to the collection of small decorative items inside the car. The dashboard includes a built-in digital display screen, a black air vent panel, and a compartment with colorful fabric items inside. Through the windshield, a narrow residential street in El Pueblo, Naguabo, Puerto Rico is visible. The buildings have pastel-colored exteriors, some showing signs of aging, with barred windows and concrete balconies. Several vehicles are parked along the street, including a green sedan with a Puerto Rico license plate in the foreground and a white car parked further down the road. The sky is partially cloudy, casting soft, diffused light over the scene.

The Navigatorial Squad Director in Murty, the Uber Car is Flat Toni. She’s doing a fantastic job and I want to thank her :)
#FlatToni #NLTPP #PuertoRico #Naguabo
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This photograph, taken on March 3, 2025, at Playa Húcares in Naguabo, Puerto Rico (18.18962° N, 65.71661° W), features two people posing near the ocean with “Flat Toni,” a cutout representing Toni Anita Hull from the Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone podcast. The setting includes a coastal landscape with clear turquoise waters, green grass, and a palm tree under a partly cloudy sky. The man wears a red short-sleeved shirt, sunglasses, and layered necklaces, while the woman, dressed in black with a camouflage cap, holds the Flat Toni cutout up to her face. Playa Húcares, located in eastern Puerto Rico, is a popular scenic spot known for its waterfront views, seafood restaurants, and relaxed atmosphere, with small offshore islands visible in the distance.

Flat Toni making friends in Playa Húcares, Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni #NLTPP
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This image was taken on March 3, 2025, at Los Makos Restaurant, located at El Malecón de Naguabo in Húcares, Naguabo, Puerto Rico (Coordinates: 18.18815° N, 65.71111° W). The photograph features a smiling woman with short red hair standing in front of the restaurant’s entrance. She is wearing a red long-sleeved shirt with the Los Makos Restaurant logo on the left side of her chest and the name “Sarita” embroidered on the right side. She also wears a black apron with a pocket containing a notepad and a pen. Around her neck, she has a green heart-shaped pendant necklace and matching green earrings. She is posing with her right hand on her hip and her left hand holding “Flat Toni”, a printed cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The Flat Toni cutout features the face of Toni Anita Hull, a cast member of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has an illustrated body wearing a black top with the words “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” printed on it, blue pants, and red shoes. The setting includes the stone-accented exterior of Los Makos Restaurant, with a glass door entrance framed by an arched stone design. A menu with restaurant hours and an ATM Mobil sticker is visible on the glass door. The floor is covered by a black doormat, and natural light illuminates the area.

Flat Toni making friends with the crew at Los Makos restaurant at El Malecón de Naguabo, Naguabo, Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni #NLTPP
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The image features Flat Toni, a paper cutout with a digitally edited photograph of a woman’s face, against a lush, tropical riverside backdrop. Flat Toni is dressed in a black long-sleeved shirt with white stitching details, blue pants, and red boots. The shirt bears the text: “Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.” The figure is positioned in the foreground, held up against a background of a shallow, gently flowing river with clear water, a rocky riverbed, and dense greenery. The river is Río Turabo in Puerto Rico, located at approximately 18.20979° N, 66.04166° W. The surrounding environment consists of tall trees with vibrant green leaves, banana plants, and other tropical vegetation. Sunlight filters through the leaves, casting dappled light and shadows over the scene. The riverbank is lined with grass, bushes, and overhanging branches. Flat Toni’s expression appears neutral, with a slight open-mouthed look. The overall composition contrasts the whimsical, cartoonish figure with the natural, serene setting.

Flat Toni needed to see the river in Río Turabo, Caguas, Puerto Rico.
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The image shows two smiling women standing inside a food truck, posing for the camera. They are both wearing black t-shirts, with the woman on the right wearing a shirt featuring a logo on the chest. She has a patterned scarf tied around her hair, a silver watch on her left wrist, and a gold necklace. The woman on the left has her hair pulled back, is wearing light-wash jeans, and has a warm smile. The woman on the right is holding a small cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” representing a character from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has an image of a woman’s face and is dressed in a black top with text that appears to reference the podcast, blue jeans, and red shoes. The background shows the interior of the food truck with various kitchen supplies. A refrigerator with a glass door is visible on the left, stocked with bottles and cans of beverages, including Snapple and other juices. Above the fridge is an image of a tropical fruit drink. To the right, there is a metal shelf holding utensils, containers, and greenery for decoration. A stainless-steel beverage dispenser is also present. The setting is J&J’s Cafe Food Truck in Naguabo, Puerto Rico, based on the provided coordinates (18.21325° N, 65.74050° W).

Flat Toni with the sisters, owner operators of J&J’s Cafe Food Truck in Naguabo, Puerto Rico.
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The image features an extra-large wooden chair painted in bold orange and deep purple, positioned on a paved area near the water’s edge. The chair’s backrest is adorned with a colorful, playful sign reading “Costa Mia Restaurant” in a yellow, red, and blue color scheme with a whimsical font. The seat of the chair is spacious, with wide armrests and sturdy wooden construction. A small cutout figure, identified as Flat Toni from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, stands in the center of the seat, providing a sense of scale and adding a unique element to the scene. The background showcases a tranquil coastal setting with calm blue waters stretching to the horizon. A tree with green foliage partially frames the left side of the image, while a wooden bench, painted in bright colors, is visible near the water. The sky is a mix of blue and white, with fluffy clouds scattered above. The setting of this photo, based on the provided GPS coordinates (18.37038° N, 65.63284° W), is Seven Seas, Las Croabas, Fajardo, Puerto Rico. This area is known for its scenic ocean views, beaches, and seafood restaurants

Flat Toni at Seven Seas in Las Croabas, Fajardo, Puerto Rico.
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This image features a smiling woman with long, wavy, light brown hair, standing outdoors near a rocky shoreline with calm ocean waters behind her. She has light skin, wears a colorful bohemian-style dress with intricate mandala patterns in red, blue, yellow, and white, and has a visible tattoo sleeve on her left arm. Sunglasses are resting on her head. She carries a patterned backpack with straps over both shoulders. She holds a “Flat Toni” cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout is a small, paper figure with a photograph of a woman’s face on a cartoon-like body dressed in a black shirt with white text and blue pants. The arms of the cutout are outstretched. The backdrop showcases a scenic coastal area with large rocks forming a barrier between the grassy shore and the ocean. The water is a deep blue with gentle ripples, and a small white boat is visible in the distance. The skyline of high-rise buildings, likely hotels and apartments, stretches across the horizon under a partly cloudy sky with soft, warm lighting, indicating late afternoon or early evening. This photo was taken at Cangrejo Arriba in Carolina, Puerto Rico, on February 28, 2025.

The image shows a person sitting inside a car, smiling at the camera while holding a cutout figure known as “Flat Toni” from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The person has curly reddish-brown hair, wears glasses with a thin dark frame, and has a nose ring. They are wearing a light yellow shirt with the words “Ciao” and “Sip, sip, hooray” printed on it, along with a wine glass illustration. A silver necklace with an abstract pendant is visible around their neck. Their nails are painted black. The Flat Toni cutout features a printed photograph of Paula Poundstone’s co-host, Toni Anita Hull, as the head, attached to a cartoon-style body dressed in blue jeans, a black shirt with white text, and red sneakers. The text on the shirt reads “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” The background, visible through the car window, features a white building with arched windows, a gated entrance, and lush greenery, including a palm tree and a flowering plant with red blossoms. The lighting in the photo suggests it was taken during daytime. Turabo, Caguas, Puerto Rico

A man with a beard, wearing a black t-shirt, a baseball cap, and a smartwatch on his left wrist, is standing inside a small convenience store. He has a broad smile and is holding a Flat Toni cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, attaching it to his lanyard with keys. His left arm, which has tattoos, is extended outward while he points at the cutout with his right hand. The store has teal-colored shelves stocked with tobacco products, lighters, and other convenience store items. There are various smoking accessories and snack items behind him. The floor is made of beige tiles, and a wooden counter is visible on the left side of the image. The walls are black, contrasting with the bright teal shelving. The photograph was taken in Tejas, Humacao, Puerto Rico.

The image shows a person sitting inside a vehicle, smiling at the camera. They have curly brown hair, light skin, and multiple facial piercings, including a labret and a nose stud. Their tattoos are prominent, covering their hands and arms, including designs like stars, symbols, and a large, detailed piece on their forearm. They are wearing a black outfit with sequined fabric draped over their lap, along with layered gold necklaces. They are holding an iced coffee in a clear plastic cup with a brown straw, and in the same hand, they are holding a pink vape pen. Their nails are short and natural. In the foreground, a hand (possibly belonging to another person) is holding up a flat, paper cutout of a figure with the face of Paula Poundstone pasted onto it. The cutout has outstretched arms and is wearing a black top with a label reading “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone,” along with blue pants and red sneakers. The background, visible through the car window, shows lush green foliage, a small house or structure with a white roof and teal walls, and a partly cloudy sky. The lighting in the photo is natural and diffused. The photo was taken at Tejas, Humacao, Puerto Rico

Flat Toni is making friends everywhere she goes in Puerto Rico.
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A cutout figure of “Flat Toni,” representing Toni Anita Hull from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, is positioned on a wooden ledge outdoors at The Kioscos in Luquillo, Puerto Rico. The figure has outstretched arms, a printed face of Toni Anita Hull, and a shirt that reads “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” It stands between a partially hollowed-out pineapple and a green coconut with an orange-tinted opening. To the right, there is a black planter with green plants. In the background, there is a street, a red stop sign, a tan building with a sign that reads “Tanto,” and tropical greenery under a partly cloudy sky.

Flat Toni is getting tropical at Los Kioscos in Luquillo, Puerto Rico.
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The image shows a large welcome sign made of stone and concrete, painted in warm tones of orange and beige. The sign reads “BIENVENIDOS A LIRIOS” in bold, three-dimensional white letters. The sign is part of a gated entrance structure with two stone pillars on either side, each topped with a large, spherical orange ornament. The background features lush green trees and a bright blue sky with some white clouds. A small, printed cutout of Flat Toni, a character from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, is taped to the sign between the words “BIENVENIDOS A” and “LIRIOS.” The cutout features a photo of Toni holding a book with a blue cover. The coordinates provided (18.22426° N, 65.92821° W) place this location in Puerto Rico, specifically in the municipality of Humacao. The sign likely marks the entrance to the Lirios neighborhood or community.

Welcome to Lirios, Juncos, Puerto Rico, Flat Toni :)
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This image captures the entrance sign of Pterocarpus Forest, located in Palmas del Mar, Humacao, Puerto Rico. The sign is painted dark green with bold white lettering and a stylized tree emblem on the right side. It is mounted on two orange wooden posts and is surrounded by tropical foliage, including palm fronds. A small paper cutout figure, Flat Toni, from Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, is attached to the top of the sign. The Pterocarpus Forest is a preserved wetland featuring a boardwalk trail that allows visitors to explore this rare ecosystem, home to the Pterocarpus officinalis tree and various native species. The photograph was taken on February 28, 2025, at coordinates 18.09439° N, 65.80154° W.

Flat Toni at the Pterocarpus Forest in Palmas del Mar, Humacao, Puerto Rico.
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This photo, taken on February 28, 2025, features a black Toyota Yaris parked on a gravel lot with lush tropical vegetation and a wooden fence in the background. The vehicle is a pizza delivery car, with a roof-mounted sign advertising the service and large text on the rear windshield displaying the delivery phone number. A pizza graphic with pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers decorates the trunk. A small cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” a fan project from the Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone podcast, is affixed to the trunk near the license plate. The scene is bathed in sunlight, with a vibrant blue sky and scattered clouds.

Unfortunately they don’t deliver fritadas :) Sorry, Flat Toni.
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