Man Cheats Death Seven Times, Finally Wins Lottery Jackpot and Brags #LuckiestManAlive #LotteryWinner #DeathDefier #SatireNews #FortunateFool By: TheJestPress.com **Man Wins $1 Million Lottery After Escaping Death Seven Times, Death Reschedules Appointment** In this week’s edition of “Not This Guy Again,” local man Frank Fowler, 47, has managed to win a $1 million lottery jackpot mere days after cheating death for the seventh time. Fowler’s brushes with the Grim Reaper include surviving a train derailment, narrowly escaping a perilous plane explosion, enduring multiple car crashes, and, just last Tuesday, being yeeted across Main Street by an unusually vengeful city bus.

Man Cheats Death Seven Times, Finally Wins Lottery Jackpot and Brags

#LuckiestManAlive #LotteryWinner #DeathDefier #SatireNews #FortunateFool By: TheJestPress.com **Man Wins $1 Million Lottery After Escaping Death Seven Times, Death Reschedules Appointment** In this week’s edition of “Not This Guy…