Birthday baking chaos! 🎂 My mom's a cake expert, but my attempt went... interesting. Mashed potatoes? Tomatoes? Too many eggs? Find out how my "masterpiece" turned out!
#Poetry #FunnyPoem #BakingFails
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Think you know my favorite sport? I listed a few... okay, a lot! 😉 Come see if yours made the cut!
#Poetry #KidsPoetry #Sports #FunnyPoem
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Ever wonder about purple dinosaurs in underpants? 🩲 My new poem is a wild ride of questions! #Poetry #FunnyPoem #KidsPoetry #Verse
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My brother's got a new love... and it's himself! 😂 Read about his latest romantic entanglement in my new poem.
#Poetry #NewPoem #FunnyPoem #FamilyFun
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A Geordie bloke (from Northern England) gives some advice to a younger relative.
#poetry #northumberland #spokenword #geordies #funnypoem
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If the #robots come for me...
beep boop beep, beep boop
beep boop boop beep, boop beep boop
boop beep boop boop boop
#haiku #data #dada #MPPrompt #poem #sillypoem #funnypoem
Also, anyone else want to normalize pronouncing it "robut"... this seems to be one boomer thing that I approve of...
Fonts.
I wanted to make a joke about Al (AL) and AI (ai).
But it failed as they are same to the eye.
Does AI (AL) get mistaken for AI (ai) a lot?
If your name is AI (AL), do they think you're a bot?
#funnypoem #AI #youcancallmeAL #poem #poetry #fonts #BlueSky #BlueSkypoem
I wrote this poem over three years ago.
It's about the very real phenomenon
of lost cables.
It really did happen.
It's meant to be funny.
Maybe I think it's funnier
than it really is. 🤔🙄
#poetryreading #spokenword #poetry #funnypoem
Painted a family portrait this morn... Oops! Three eyes for Mom, Dad's head like a pumpkin! Read on to see the masterpiece! 🎨😂 #FamilyPoem #KidLit #Poetry #FunnyPoem #Art
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The pirate poem I 'helped' write for my daughter's elementary school project. 🏴☠️ 'Avast' read aloud by Granny Jan
#Storytime #ShortStory #FlashFiction #IndieAuthor #WeirdFiction #SpookyStory #GrannyTok #BookTok #audiobook #audiobooksfree #fyp #pirate #talklikeapirateday #funnypoem
My sister found some scissors! ✂️ Read how a little bit of creative chaos unfolded, starting with a dramatic haircut. Trust me, it's worth a read! 😉
#Poetry #KidsPoems #FunnyPoem #SiblingAdventures #PoetryCommunity
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Trump talks big and loud, he is all cluck, and no clout,
But when things get tough... yep, he chickens out.
Orange feathers fly high when his plans hit a snare,
He'd fight... but oops! Golf tee's already there.
#tacotrump #patrioticpoems #poetry #funnypoem
I gifted Mom breakfast in bed. It didn't go as planned! 🍊🥞🍳 Find out what happened in my new poem: "Mother's Day Breakfast." 😂
#Poetry #MothersDay #FunnyPoem #PoetryForKids #Verse
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Been there, done that! Feels somewhat of a metaphor for the world politics right now! :)
#poet #poetry #poetryofbluesky #poem #funnypoem #poemoftheday #poetryofbsky #ironicpoem
Written text on page reads, “Earth, / you’re actually the richest / but so bad at lobbying” with a drawing saying Goofy Haiku
i guess she thought making life possible would speak for itself #jokepoem #jokehaiku #haikuish #poetry #readers #comedy #funnypoem #earth #climatecrisis #lobbying #rich #wealth #laughingsoidontcry #humor
Written text reads “open soda can / on the sidewalk, near the trash / cheers, road?” with a Goofy Haiku drawing
what are we toasting? #jokepoem #jokehaiku #haiku #poetry #readers #comedy #funnypoem #soda #trash #sidewalk #road #litter #humor
Written text on page reads: got caught in the rain / and in the grocery store / rain never pressed charges Goofy Haiku
i’ve never pressed charges on the cold, and i catch him all the time #jokepoem #jokehaiku #haiku #poetry #readers #comedy #funnypoem #rain #grocerystore #gotcaught #theft #humor
writing on paper reads: “they called them cuckoo,” / puzzled the cuckoo bird, “that’s / a compliment, right?” Goofy Haiku
cuckoo birds are cool #jokepoem #jokehaiku #haiku #poetry #readers #comedy #funnypoem #cuckoo #compliment #humor
Page reads: i saw a balloon / drifting in the breeze. i guess / happy birthday sky? with a drawing spelling out Goofy Haiku
some kid accidentally remembered! #jokepoem #jokehaiku #haiku #poetry #readers #comedy #funnypoem #balloon #sky #humor
Page reads: you can’t take it with you. i know. everything’s fleeting, isn’t it? no seriously, if you walk out of this museum with that painting, i’m going to have to call the cops.
probably one of the biggest stretches of the haiku form ever. debate in the comments! or don’t! #jokepoem #jokehaiku #haiku #poetry #readers #comedy #funnypoem #musuem #humor
