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Train Crash in Germany: Media Source Confirms Trains Also Have Bad Days #Satire #BreakingNews #GermanTrains #UnexpectedTwist #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **"Several Killed in German Train Crash; Locals Shocked to Learn German Trains Can Derail"** In a stunning revelation that has shattered both rails and national pride, several were reportedly killed in a train crash in Germany this weekend—a fact that has left Germans, and their legendary punctuality, reeling in disbelief. Media outlets, citing security sources who spoke only on the condition of anonymity (and who may or may not be trainspotters with binoculars), report that the crash was “completely unexpected,” given that the last time a German train was late, the conductor issued a handwritten apology to each passenger and spent a night in solitary.

Train Crash in Germany: Media Source Confirms Trains Also Have Bad Days

#Satire #BreakingNews #GermanTrains #UnexpectedTwist #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **"Several Killed in German Train Crash; Locals Shocked to Learn German Trains Can Derail"** In a stunning revelation that has shattered…