Empire, 15.03Pm: Trump Rebrands Annexation As “Casework” And Sends The World A Calendar Invite America’s “law enforcement” cosplay goes global Greenland gets treated like a checkout item Europe replies with a stern email draft, and the UK political class argues over vibes while the planet burns

I hope you do not mind, but today I feel like that news person who has finally had enough.
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#DonroeDoctrine #Trump #Annexation #Greenland #NATO #TariffTantrums #Davos #UKPolitics #MediaCircus #RulesBasedOrder #WillyRant #GlobalShakedown #Bollocks

#GlobalShakedown is now the cornerstone of American economic policy.

#GOPFailures have ruined our global reputation, alliances & financial stability.

#BlameRepublicans for everything that happens next.