me checking if it’s still sunday or if i accidentally slept into monday.

#FeralSunday #GoldenMenace
#DogsofBluesky

roses are red,
violets are blue,
you wanted a walk,
but i’m sniffing this screw.

#FeralGolden #LeashGremlin
#PoleOClock #SmellEconomy
#GoldenMenace
#DogsOfBluesky

BarkBox Goat
2025–2025
Survived exactly 24 hours in the jaws of Tank the Destroyer

Rest in fluff.
You were brave. You were squishy.
You were…delicious?

Mom refuses to talk about what came next. 🚫💩
Tank was not ready for the consequences
#dogsofbluesky #BarkBox #GoldenMenace #FluffSlayer