🎬 “In a world where one golden leaves his pack…
…a quiet yawn becomes the first chapter of chaos.
From the producers of Pirate Chicken and Sprinkler Wars…
comes the origin story of Tank the Golden.”

#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #FeralGolden

Hi I’m Tank and this is my TED Talk on why rocks are delicious.

I am wet. I am dumb. I am invincible.

#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #FeralGolden #ChaosPuppy #DumbButGlorious

ball? nah.
stick? pass.
behold… my ROCK.
priceless. ancient. ROCK is forever.

#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetriever #RockDealer #FeralGolden

they say ‘live, laugh, love.’
i say ‘chomp, drool, destroy.’
put that on a throw pillow, susan.

#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetrievers #BallIsLife #ChaosPup #FeralGolden

zoom in.

do i look calm?
i’m not. i’m thinking about how fast i can steal rocks, gaslight the cat, and pretend i don’t hear my name.

i contain multitudes. mostly crimes.

#GoldenRetriever #DogsOfBluesky #FeralGolden #BlueskyDogs

roses are red,
violets are blue,
you wanted a walk,
but i’m sniffing this screw.

#FeralGolden #LeashGremlin
#PoleOClock #SmellEconomy
#GoldenMenace
#DogsOfBluesky